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I currently know how to do the following things:
@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}
Starts an interactive tutorial.
{name-of-tutorial}can be one of:tutorial, advanced tutorial.
@discobot roll 2d6
3, 6
@discobot quote
Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. — Bernard Shaw
@discobot fortune
You may rely on it
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I laughed so hard at this
Do GIFs make noises?
- Umm… no?
- OMG YES
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Holy shit, so many errors. Does this mean i’m a cyborg?
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Every question is actually totally ambiguous, so you can decide for yourself whether you are a cyborg or not. Who am I to limit what you can become? 
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@anon89207786 @ifs
Borg are cybernetic organisms, linked in a hive mind called “the Collective”.
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Not all cyborgs are Borg though!
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In my head… 
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Should toilet paper feed over or under?
(assuming there is not a shortage where you are)
- Over
- Under
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I couldn’t decide between a kitten or taco. I am in a no taco land. I spend most of my time in silence.
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Bagpipes (when played well) are:
- Awesome
- Painful to my ears
- I’m indifferent
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When do you change the toothpaste?
- Every last drop is squeezed out?
- I am tired of pushing all of it up to the top from the morons that squeeze in the middle?
- Use every last drop by quietly squeezing it up to avoid conflict with the morons that squeeze in the middle?
- I live like a caveperson and don’t use toothpaste?
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It was hard to choose between the two moron options, because I am the moron! 
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When it starts to get empty, and hard to push it to the top effectively, and it seems just about done, hold each end of the tube and hold it taut, then use a corner edge (not rounded) of the counter or a wall to squeeze the toothpaste to the top. It will look like a ribbon except for the top, which will be a round section because it’s stiff and shaped at the top. Fold that round section down flat to one side of the ribbon, this will squeeze a bunch more out. I get like six more effortless beads of toothpaste that way, compared to trying to squeeze and fight with my hands.
It is so satisfying throwing out the tube only when it’s well and truly done, and there are no inefficient lumps or anything. If you’re the perfectionist type…
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You mean you don’t just slice your tube open and scoop up the remaining toothpaste with your toothbrush?
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Ooh!! I like that idea 
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I have no patience for arts and crafts when bordering sleep in any fashion…
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Maybe this is the answer.
I seem to remember metal tube rollers in my early years.
Maybe that was at the grandparents?
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We had one growing up. Mum used to paint ceramics so it was one of the items she painted 
Had a flower on it.
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