Haha, this is only fair! 
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Sure, but selection process won’t be a walk in the park 
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Side burns are the front runner. How does one go about growing them? Asking for a friend.
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start with not shaving your face for a couple weeks. let the facial hair lead the push, and before you shave, decide how long/wide you want them. longer they are, the wider they become.
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There’s a joke here, but imma leave it alone…
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Apparently today is national pie day.
Which of the following would you like a slice of from these choices?
- Apple
- Lemon meringue
- Blueberry
- Strawberry rhubarb
- Peach
- Mincemeat
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Mine aren’t on your list. My favorite is chocolate cream and 2nd fav is cherry. That’s ok, I’m sure I’d be the only one voting for either anyway.
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Sorry @Lisa07 @Mephistopheles this is what is being served, not what’s your favourite. “It’s not a restaurant” dad would say
PS cheesecake is a pie 
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I’m a lemon guy, so you made me happy!
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Maybe that’s why my wife had one
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That’s enough sass from you today, young man
Cheesecake is definitely a pie. It has a crust with the cheesecake filling in the middle. Of the pies listed, I voted for lemon merengue. I have never had strawberry rhubarb but I think I would like it.
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Anyone who believes cheesecake is cake probably believes the earth is flat.
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Sulphur belches and gestures everytime, and I’d make myself a superhero.
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- Never gonna give you up
- Never gonna let you down
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Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
That song brings me back to high school days. I’m getting old.
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That’s what Holmes said to Dr Watson (lemon entry my dear Watson!)
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clever!!