The Stupid Polls thread (Part 1)

Chicago…

  • I’ve flown over it on the way to cool places.
  • Had a Chicago hot dog on layover at the airport once.
  • What’s a Chicago?
  • Spent some time there….pretty rad place

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lol, oops! it’s saying I can’t edit after 5 minutes! But consider your vote tallied!

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United Airlines (basically if Nazi’s were an airline) stranded my ass there one time. I saw a hotel and a pizza place that sold normal pizza. The next morning I drank about 13 margaritas before boarding my plane. I also got lost on Interstate 55 as a result of the neverending construction on 80/90.

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How about the option:
*I was there once when I was wasted and don’t really remember it, but otherwise just passed through the airport

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:joy::rofl::rofl::rofl: this sounds like something a New Yorker would say

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I was at the airport for a minute. Went on a school trip to DC as a chaperone with my son and his class. Had a 30 min layover at O’Hare. Had to run all the way to our gate only to find it switched gates, had to run back, turns out, the new gate was RIGHT NEXT DOOR to the one we landed at!!! Did all that with 25 8th graders in tow!

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What constitutes a not normal pizza?

I love the band!

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Ha! Hilarious Rob, love this reply! Hadn’t considered that…the late 60’s/early 70’s Chicago with 25 or 6 to 4 and Saturday in the Park? Or the Love Ballad 80’s version of the band with Hard to say I’m sorry and Hard Habit to Break lol?

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You’re on a sinking ship and there’s a deserted island over yonder. You can only grab TWO items to take with you… so you grab?

  • A machete
  • A lighter
  • A bag of rice
  • A radio
  • Backpack full of books
  • Spool of rope
  • Jug of water
  • Derek, Yoda Stevie and Goat

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I love both. I used to play 25 or 6 to 4 and others in Jazz band back in high school. One of my all time favorite albums was their Greatest Hits though. Listened to a lot of Chicago growing up.

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Me too on all counts. Love the Band, love the greatest hits. And I was in Jazz Band too. Alto Saxophone. You?

This is HILARIOUS!!!

Bass Trombone. Did a bit of freestyle scat as well. Fun times!

This surely must be the most important poll to date haha jk :wink:

  • Milk Chocolate
  • Dark Chocolate (“plain chocolate”)
  • White Chocolate
  • Ruby Chocolate
  • Raw Chocolate
  • Other

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I hope it’s not this island.

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Hahaha if it is… fuck it, I’m going down with the ship!!

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Rules are made to be broken!

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Except the rule that you can’t edit a poll after it has been created, that rule is unbreakable… :flushed:

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25 or 6 to 4 - best bass line ever! That got me to switch from guitar to the electric bass.

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When flying on an airplane, and you have to fart, do you…

This poll is anonymous, so be honest! :rofl:

  • Grip the arm rests and let it rip?
  • Hold it in the whole time
  • Take a trip to the lavatory and release the pressure
  • Dunno, never happened to me
  • I never been on a plane

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