The Stupid Polls thread (Part 1)

If you would win the option to spend 6 months in one of these, which one would you pick?

  • A lonley tropical island
  • A large flat in NYC
  • A castle in the forest
  • A houseboat in Amsterdam
  • A tree house in my garden

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Which Friends character would you least like to be stuck in an elevator with

  • Monica
  • Chandler
  • Joey
  • Ross
  • Phoebe
  • Rachel

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I find these polls deeply satisfying. Its like BAM, I made my decision and done.

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Andre, Andre, Andre… I am known for my amazing decision making skills. Never doubt🤩

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I think we all know the answer to this one…cough chatterbox/andre

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Can you vote for yourself :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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So not me!

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east 17 …come on fgs

I would have said Andre but I’ve certainly been the talker these past few days. :yellow_heart: thanks again guys for being there.

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How far away do you currently live from where you were born?

  • Same town/city
  • Within 50 miles/km
  • Within 300 miles/km
  • Within 500 miles/km
  • Within 1,000 miles/km
  • Within 2,500 miles/km
  • More than 2,600 miles/km

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I think I would be offended to win this one :laughing: losing is better in my opinion lol

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What type of potato masher do you prefer/have

  • A
  • B
  • Electric mixer
  • Something else
  • I don’t mash potatoes

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When thinking about cilantro:

  • I love it!
  • I would rather poke out my own eyes!
  • Meh.

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I just smashed my left index finger yesterday and probably gonna lose the nail. I yelled a bunch of words to expressed my displeasure with the pain but it had to start with one word. What would yours be??

  • F**K!
  • S**T!
  • OUCH!
  • DOG GONNIT!
  • OWEE!
  • SCREEEEEEAM!
  • SON OF A BEESTING

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“anonymity is the spiritual foundation” :wink:

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Not quite accurate. Being a sailor, once upon a time, I can still swear like one. There would be a multitude of colorful words coming out of my mouth.

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I’ve got a favorite that I use a lot. Darnas Bananas. It’s nonsense but it works.

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totally understand this as i have a few sailor friends myself and oh boy do they have quite the vocabulary on them haha you could pick which word you might start your sentence, i suppose =)

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“Profanity provides relief denied even to prayer”
– Mark Twain

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Pie vs cake? I give you…

  • Ice cream
  • Frozen yogurt
  • Ice milk
  • Sherbet
  • Creemee
  • Lactose intolerant and I don’t care

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