Can’t believe no one is showing love for Anacondas. Have you even seen the movies? If you go to the Amazon, there’s no way you’d dare set foot in the water!
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Anaconda dont want nun, hun
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this made me really lol!
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Not bad for an old redneck!..lol
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Can’t believe my fav little guy is not in the running, able to pierce and remove chunks of flesh faster than the swat of a house cat, amd armor so strong, NASA is studying for space suits. The Mantis Shrimp
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Wow that’s beautiful!! I’d never heard of it, but I just googled it, the colours are amazing!
I was trying to think of predators that could gulp down a human. But I should have done research bc it turns out anacondas are way smaller than in the movies and don’t eat humans 
oops
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Not quite like in the movies, though a full sized female adult anaconda could probably manage an adult human, though it wouldn’t want to attack one. Children are the perfect size for them!
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Which would you rather be:
- Nine inches tall
- Eleven feet tall
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With 9" tall, at least someone can still get me in an airplane. Try 11’ in economy… uh uh
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Haha great point. Being that small on an aeroplane would be perfect actually. You could spread out over your seat as much as you like, and watching the little TV would be like being at the cinema!
Oh these guys are awesome! My 4yr old son and I learnt all about them in a dangerous predators book from the library recently. “Spring loaded arm” enables them to punch hard enough to crack aquarium glass and at such a speed that it could boil water 
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I would like to be 1,78 m tall 
inches, feet … you force higher mathematics on me 
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This is really funny
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1.78m is surely possible no matter your starting point! Maybe hold onto a tree branch for a couple of days, you might stretch out
Yeah I also don’t really do inches or feet. I copied this question from an American website and couldn’t be bothered to convert the units 
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Not sure what’s happened there mate, try editing your post and see if it can work
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Now I want to watch The Incredible Shrinking Woman with Lilly Tomlin. 
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- 1 Watching Nicholas Cage Movies
- 2 Listening the Bee Gees Collection
- 3 Read the Biography of Gretta Thumberg
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You’re working in a top secret lab where you are doing some cross species genetic expirements when all of a sudden a fire breaks out. The main entrance is blocked and so you must exit from one of 4 clean rooms, but by exiting through the clean rooms will expose you to genetic mutative gasses and you will take on an attribute of another species… which do you choose?
- 6 foot long Giraffe neck
- Color changing Chameleon skin
- 8 arms like an Octopus
- Giant Elephant ears
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