Dang… I don’t drink coffee. Guess I’m going to die of thirst!
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- Always have to read print that’s barely large enough to read
- Always have to read comically large font, like a couple words per page
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I predict a vote along age lines.
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Same! It will be a tragic demise…
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I’ve always wanted to read through a magnifying glass like my grandpa used to 
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If I can’t read something (example label/ingredients on packages in grocery store), my kiddo takes off his glasses and I use his little lens like a magnifying glass 
(I typically only wear mine for driving, but if I have them, I can use one lens for reading as I’m nearsighted in one eye, farsighted in weaker eye)
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So clever!!!
I’ve spent the last 4 days on here constantly reading, my eyes are struggling to keep up now. 
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Yellow light:
- Speed up
- Slow down
- Slam on breaks spilling coffee
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Wolverine, because those animals are BA!
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If you got prosthetic legs, would you…
- Go taller
- Go shorter
- Stay the same
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Too much trouble buying new pants.
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It took a lot of self restraint for me not to vote for shorter. I wouldn’t want just a bit shorter, I would want unhelpfully shorter.
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But if you go tallee, imagine how fast you’d be able to run!! Perfect strides, like a beautiful gazelle person!
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You’ve obviously never seen me run. 
Then when I trip, my face has farther to fall to the pavement.
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I’m fairly tall and in the past I might have said “sorter”, but over the years I have found my superpower, which is related to my height…helping little old ladies at the store get stuff from the top shelf. It would be truly selfish of me to throw such a beautiful gift away. Would my life even have meaning anymore, if I did?? I guess we will never find out. 
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- Mocha Joe’s
- Latte Larry’s
- No idea what this is…
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Come to New England, and find the heaven that is Aroma Joe’s.
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Drunk stats (sobering facts, what would you want to know)
- Most alcohol drank in a single sitting (date/amount)
- Days in a row drinking 2 or more
- Total amount of money spent on alcohol
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Ginger Baker! 
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