Five, four, three, two, one…
- Zero
- Go
- Blastoff
- Everybody dance now
- Ready or not, here I come
- [Awkward silence]
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If you only had one choice for magazine subscription, which would you choose (edit: only pick one, I made it multiple choice by mistake)
- National Geographic
- Maxim
- A Tabloid magazine
- Guns & Ammo
- Cosmopolitan
- The New Yorker
- People
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Earth below us, drifting falling. Floating weightless, calling calling home.
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I’d actually go with Playboy if it were an option. 
But only for the articles, right?
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The most important poll yet. Having your say will give you an indescribable feeling of power and influence.
When I make breakfast tomorrow morning, how should I stir in the oats?
- Clockwise
- Counter-clockwise
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C. Smooshed between the fingers of your left hand
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There were so many other fun options I wanted to list!
But I wanted to boil it all down to a stark duel between two diametrically opposed options. A fight to the death. No fence sitting, no hedging, no third way, just conviction and commitment. Such a pivotal moment in my life deserves no less.
Choose wisely.
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But I do stir both ways actually!
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I will only do one way tomorrow, and it may have far-reaching consequences for the future of the universe.
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The time continuum will take care of any anomalies in the universal rotational spiralific configuration.
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Perfect!
But which variety of anomaly should I introduce? I still feel this is important.
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Your wish is my command. It has been done.
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Tell us what happens 
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We’ll have to see now, won’t we? So far, I haven’t noticed anything out of the ordinary.
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Depends which hand you’re using, obvs.
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Uh, yea… pfft
How many different ways can you skin a cat.
- 1
- 2-4
- 5-10
- 10+
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LOL.
If you are my 7 year old son every way and somehow getting all over the counter.
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- Crunchy Peanutbutter
- Creamy Peanutbutter
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