Heaven and the Saints preserve us. It would be like inviting vikings to a cookout.
OkâŚI am stealing this and getting it made into a t-shirt.
Thatâs a bet Iâd make.
Youâd both lose.
Sorry
The more I complain the more I find things to complain about.
The more grateful I am the more I have to be grateful for.
Itâs really not rocket science.
The more rockets I build, the better rocket scientist I become.
HĂ aaaaaaaaa!
This describes my motherâŚfor crying out loud, she complained about a Santa Claus parade blocking her access to a roadâŚeven though she didnât have anywhere to go.
If Iâm driving down the road and doing nothing but looking in my rear view mirror Iâm going to crash into a fucking tree.
Or run someone over.
Or start driving backwards?
But you might see some kid pop a sick wheelie on his BMX in the rear view⌠yâknow, before you crash into that tree or run someone over
I get that analogyâŚthankyou! Totally 
I went into Home Depot the other day and went to the tools section. There were tons of fancy, expensive tools everywhere. I looked for a bit then bought the most expensive tool I could find. I took my new treasure home and took it out of the box. I was so excited to use it. Then it dawned on me that I didnât have the slightest idea of how to turn it on, much less use it.
All the tools in the world donât mean shit unless someone shows you how to use them.
Love this DerekâŚ
Reminds me of a share from the other nightâŚ
This guy was talking about the day his daughter brought his new born grandson over to visit for the first time. The baby had fallen asleep on the drive over and was asleep in the car seat, needed to be woke to feed. So the mother gently woke the baby, the baby cried, she unbuckled it, carefully picked it up, then gently carried it somewhere safe to feed it. The whole while this man watched in awe at the time he had about 3 years clean and it was an âAh-haâ moment for him⌠âThatâs what we do for each otherâ he saidâŚ" we donât wake the addict up and fucking leave him there to figure shit out on his own⌠we donât throw a Big Book at him and expect him to understand it⌠we walk with himâŚ" Was an awesome share.
(Was a CA meeting they use Big Book)
Had a birthday party for Liam today and invited some friends who are normies. I told her that it was byob because obviously I wasnât going to have any.
She responded with âwho the fuck drinks at a 2 year olds birthday party?!â
I used to all time.
Haha⌠yes my daughter is now 19 years old. I drank at every single birthday party she had up until 16 years old.
My son is 7. We serve alcohol at his parties. Most of the parents decline. So I guess I was âthat guyâ
Yup, sounds about right, I would have been bleezing 100%. Your friend would have seemed weird and scary to me.
Happy bday Liam! 