The best way to thank someone or some group for helping you get sober is to help someone else get sober.
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Fucking normies, pointing out all the ways in which my drinking was NOT normal. We practically had an open bar at my daughterâs first birthday.
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For real. Like she was shocked that I would even suggest such a thing.
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I guess itâs just a different world that Iâm not in. I donât go to parties with alcohol. The ones that do are all very low key. I couldnât picture a party or a cookout with alcohol being served. Thatâs probably strange of me, but thatâs the world I grew up in.
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Itâs more common than one would think. Subconsciously I am sure that I sought out engagements that fit my lifestyle of being an out of control drunkard.
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Iâve been to kids Christenings where the blokes have been sniffing Coke 
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Thatâs how Jesus did it.
If it was good enough for himâŚ
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Me. I am blokes. I did heroin in the church bathroom at Christmas mass before.
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I had a fight at my ex girlfriends mums wake
Also had a fight at her nans 80th birthday
And I split up with herâŚâŚ 
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I had to run out of a funeral to be sick because I was drunk
The tough love in the above is
Donât drink alcohol or use drugs
Otherwise you will be on a slippery slope where you lose morality, self will and make god damn awful decisions which a sane person wouldnât.
Your whole life will be consumed by when you can drink or use again.
I used to enjoy Funerals. You know why? Because I could drink to excess at the wake and nobody would be watching me or stop me- what kind of fucked up thinking is that? Alcoholic thinking thatâs whatđ¤
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I didnât go to my ill great grandfather because I wanted to game. He died less than a month later.
I didnât go to my nephewâs funeral because I wanted to game. Addiction really fucks up the moral compass
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Jeeezus Christ lady⌠you had a higher power watching over you thenâŚ
Why the fuck did us dope heads always find using bathrooms was the perfect spot to shoot dope? 
Even in a porta-john where its 150°F and a sweat shop sweating in my spoon n shytâŚ
So the lesson here is if u think doing drugs in the bathroom is cool⌠Your just another junkie âŚ
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Ha! Just chiming in to sayâŚ
Did cocaine off the back of a toilet in a movie theater at a kids 7th birthday movie screening partyâŚ
Class act. 
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I used to do that shit too. Then I got sober. Today I put in a productive 9 hour day at work. Went to get oysters with my friend. Took a nice bike ride. Played with the kids at the park. Then relaxed on my couch.
Itâs amazing the shit I used to tell myself in order not to get sober. I honestly thought living that life was somehow better than the life Iâm living nowâŚ,
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Wait, you split up with your girlfriends Nan? I should hope so!
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LMFAO and dying
No joke. Iâve missed important meetings because of porn binges that I couldnât stop.
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One thing Iâve learned is that no one was going to put in the effort to hold me accountable if I wasnât willing to take accountability on myself. Why would anyone care about my consequences if I didnât. Unfortunately it took me a whole bunch of consequences before I learned that lesson.
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