What are you stealing?

You are a thief, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.

What are you stealing?

I’m stealing the basket from your dishwasher that the cutlery goes in.

Now you :point_right:
:+1:

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I’d take one sock from each pair. No, wait I’d take all the knobs/handles in the house from every drawer (kitchen drawers, cupboards, bedroom/bathroom dresser drawers etc).

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Man, this is messed up :joy:

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Take all the forks except for one.

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Sounds like my work/staff kitchen area

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Take the batteries from all the remotes

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Take all the caps off toothpaste and shampoo bottles

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Take all the toilet paper except for 3 squares

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Take one little rubber protector from the bottom of each chair leg so they all rock slightly when sat on

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Take all the toilet seats covers

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I’d take the little plastic ball/bowl that you put the laundry detergent in before it goes in the machine :rofl:

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That’s freaking fantastic.
Love it
:rofl::ok_hand:

I’m taking all your foil and glad wrap (saran wrap)

I’d take part of the flapper valve thingy in toilet tank so it’s constantly running

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:joy::joy: I promise I’m not that mean. I needed this silly thread this morning to distract me from my thoughts :rofl:

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I’d steal the bottom step from each staircase

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Hysterical!
Love it
:+1::joy:

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Genius!
Take the lid to it also

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@Forged’s horse

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