What are you stealing?

You are a thief, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.

What are you stealing?

I’m stealing the basket from your dishwasher that the cutlery goes in.

Now you :point_right:
:+1:

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I’d take one sock from each pair. No, wait I’d take all the knobs/handles in the house from every drawer (kitchen drawers, cupboards, bedroom/bathroom dresser drawers etc).

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Man, this is messed up :joy:

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Take all the forks except for one.

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Sounds like my work/staff kitchen area

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Take the batteries from all the remotes

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Take all the caps off toothpaste and shampoo bottles

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Take all the toilet paper except for 3 squares

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Take one little rubber protector from the bottom of each chair leg so they all rock slightly when sat on

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Take all the toilet seats covers

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I’d take the little plastic ball/bowl that you put the laundry detergent in before it goes in the machine :rofl:

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That’s freaking fantastic.
Love it
:rofl::ok_hand:

I’m taking all your foil and glad wrap (saran wrap)

I’d take part of the flapper valve thingy in toilet tank so it’s constantly running

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Wow, your true colors are really coming out this morning :rofl:

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:joy::joy: I promise I’m not that mean. I needed this silly thread this morning to distract me from my thoughts :rofl:

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I’d steal the bottom step from each staircase

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I’d leave your pillows- steal all the pillowcases in your home

Take all your pans and leave you that giant stock pot you only lug out for lobsters to do all your cooking. Just imagine trying to flip an egg in that thing.

Television remotes.

I’d take every working pen but make sure there were plenty of non-working pens in different drawers.

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Hysterical!
Love it
:+1::joy:

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