You are a thief, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.
What are you stealing?
I’m stealing the basket from your dishwasher that the cutlery goes in.
Now you
I’m stealing the basket from your dishwasher that the cutlery goes in.
Now you
I’d take one sock from each pair. No, wait I’d take all the knobs/handles in the house from every drawer (kitchen drawers, cupboards, bedroom/bathroom dresser drawers etc).
Man, this is messed up
Take all the forks except for one.
Sounds like my work/staff kitchen area
Take the batteries from all the remotes
Take all the caps off toothpaste and shampoo bottles
Take all the toilet paper except for 3 squares
Take one little rubber protector from the bottom of each chair leg so they all rock slightly when sat on
Take all the toilet seats covers
I’d take the little plastic ball/bowl that you put the laundry detergent in before it goes in the machine
That’s freaking fantastic.
Love it
I’m taking all your foil and glad wrap (saran wrap)
I’d take part of the flapper valve thingy in toilet tank so it’s constantly running
I promise I’m not that mean. I needed this silly thread this morning to distract me from my thoughts
I’d steal the bottom step from each staircase
Hysterical!
Love it
Genius!
Take the lid to it also