I would totally give a single, middle aged basement dweller a cheeto handed foot rub for a million dollars.
Would you eat their toe cheese… their chee-toe cheese?
… that would really depend on the condition of the feet and if they were well washed or not…
Maybe throw in an extra mil for that.
For 1 mill, I’d leave my house during self-isolation
That’s some serious desperation!
For 1 million dollars, I would live in a cage for a week.
Their feet look like this @rmgrimmer
couldnt do that, no…
Your safe life has made you weak.
Get in there and earn that extra million $
I’d probably get a full time job for 1 mill… and actually show up in the office, ON TIME!
It’s just in the middle stages of a foot-peel-mask
Okay, I would totally get bitten my a rattlesnake for a million dollars. Provided I either am able to survive it, or I eventually get the anti venom.
I’d have a hard time saying no to doing anything for 1 million
Is the foot peel mask edible?
Not in the slightest
… imma have to think about that one.
I would eat the cheetoe cheese off of that foot for 500,000$ cheaper just to beat you to it
Then isolate on a island do to selfconciousness and pittyness
Cuz im just that cool
Your mom. Someone had to say it
Imma go throw up now
i would take your mother out to a steak dinner and never call her again