I would totally give a single, middle aged basement dweller a cheeto handed foot rub for a million dollars.
Would you eat their toe cheese… their chee-toe cheese?
… that would really depend on the condition of the feet and if they were well washed or not…
Maybe throw in an extra mil for that.
That’s some serious desperation!
For 1 million dollars, I would live in a cage for a week.
couldnt do that, no…
Your safe life has made you weak.
Get in there and earn that extra million $
It’s just in the middle stages of a foot-peel-mask
Okay, I would totally get bitten my a rattlesnake for a million dollars. Provided I either am able to survive it, or I eventually get the anti venom.
I’d have a hard time saying no to doing anything for 1 million
Is the foot peel mask edible?
Not in the slightest
… imma have to think about that one.
I would eat the cheetoe cheese off of that foot for 500,000$ cheaper just to beat you to it
Then isolate on a island do to selfconciousness and pittyness
Cuz im just that cool
B-)
Your mom. Someone had to say it
Imma go throw up now
i would take your mother out to a steak dinner and never call her again
I’d massage that foot with my face for a mil.
A million bucks is a million bucks, man!
Where the hell am I going to find anywhere open to spend a mil.