What would you do/not do for a Million Dollars?

I would totally give a single, middle aged basement dweller a cheeto handed foot rub for a million dollars.

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Would you eat their toe cheese… their chee-toe cheese?

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:roll_eyes: that would really depend on the condition of the feet and if they were well washed or not…

Maybe throw in an extra mil for that.

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For 1 mill, I’d leave my house during self-isolation :joy:

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That’s some serious desperation!

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For 1 million dollars, I would live in a cage for a week.

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Their feet look like this @rmgrimmer
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:nauseated_face::face_vomiting: couldnt do that, no…

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Your safe life has made you weak.
Get in there and earn that extra million $

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I’d probably get a full time job for 1 mill… and actually show up in the office, ON TIME! :scream:

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It’s just in the middle stages of a foot-peel-mask :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Okay, I would totally get bitten my a rattlesnake for a million dollars. Provided I either am able to survive it, or I eventually get the anti venom.

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I’d have a hard time saying no to doing anything for 1 million :open_mouth:

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Is the foot peel mask edible?

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Not in the slightest :sweat_smile::joy:

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… imma have to think about that one.

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I would eat the cheetoe cheese off of that foot for 500,000$ cheaper just to beat you to it

Then isolate on a island do to selfconciousness and pittyness

Cuz im just that cool
B-)

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Your mom. Someone had to say it

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Imma go throw up now

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i would take your mother out to a steak dinner and never call her again

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