You Might Be An Addict If


you might be an addict if you sample random crystalline looking substances you find on your dresser, in your desk, in your car, in your bags, “just in case”.


:man_shrugging:t3:. Not a car chase persay lol


When 2 and half decades later you still hold 2 “Beer olympic” records at a major University…and get sad when the Univeraity shuts it down…because no one will be able to challenge your records


If you return your liquor bottles and the employee assumes you own a restaurant.

If you return your wine and beer bottles after putting it off forever and think, “my drinking is paying for itself” when you get your refund… rather than how much all of the bottles costed when they were full.:relieved:


What a dum-dum alcoholism is…


If you take your recycling out in the middle of the night because you don’t want your neighbors or anyone else to see how much you actually drink.
If you’re moving and you find 3 empty bottles…5 months after you stopped drinking and THOUGHT you found them all.
If you have to make a trip to the bodega at 7am because they are the only people who will sell to me that early.

Suffice to say, I do not miss those days.


Buying needles for your “diabetic uncle” smh so glad those days are gone


You had to report your truck stolen the next day because you had no clue where you left it or how you got home.


I did this in Philly, then found the car covered with parking tickets 3 days later. Oh, and I had hit a curb and flattened the tire.


Niiiiiice lol mine was unscathed (THAT time) just 3 cites away from the last place i remember being :woman_facepalming:t3:


If an alcoholic in recovery, when ever someone is buying alcohol…in your head you are assuming they are using the exact same tricks you used to hide that their purchase is fueling their alcoholism.


Yeah, and you know in your bones how unbearably sad it is. :sweat:


You might be an alcoholic if you’ve ever had a shower beer.


Ive definitely looked at porn in the shower. Risky business, since my phone isnt waterproof


Depraved souls that we are :joy::joy:


If you smoke weed every day then you’re an addict. Sorry, not sorry.


If your on Talking Sober…?


There are some people who would argue otherwise. But, you might be an addict if you do just that…


Hince the question mark lol


Drank mouthwash when drunk to get drunker :tired_face: