A year later i just went to look up a white stripes song and a bunch of those searches popped up in the auto fill list lol
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You jump out of a moving carâŚ
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You add vodka to the wine because alone itâs just not doing the trick!
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You might be an alcoholic ifâŚyou take the random Costco boxes to the recycle and when you see the scotch box you think âI didnât have enough scotch when I was drinking.â And your next Thought is: âwhat was I thinking?â -and then about five very vivid shameful really bad scotch episodes come to mind. Oh yeah
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You might be an addict if⌠you get home from the pub at midnight but as youâre not wasted enough you start downing cough mixture. Even though thereâs no alcohol in it youâre drunk and mixing it with booze is going to get you fucked up right 
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If you look at a thing, plan exactly how all of itâs gonna go, then donât do a damn thing because the immediate pay off isnât there.
I may still have a thinking problemâŚ
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Is this not what everyone does to pass the time? 
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If your in spain, or even iceland and not even the nature there keeps you from thinking about drugs
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You might be an alcoholic if you are too hung over to attend your best friendâs wedding⌠That youâre in.
If you see a commercial for a wine stopper and think⌠People donât finish bottles?
You are so hung over at work that you have to leave for a train station to throw up
You wake up and your pants are in the apartment hallway for some reason
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if you take up to 20 Pills on a day
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Your crazy brain tells you to reward yourself for not drinking⌠with a drink.
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This. This was me, Friday. Oh hey you made it a few weeks, good deal. Not a work night! Do what you want!
⌠Yeah no
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Thatâs why you drink before eating âŚ
You claim to drink to ease the pain of confronting the horrible things in this worldâŚ
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You wake up in your living room without pants and your arm has club stamps but you remember spending the night at home
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If you took your dose from your dealers house and on the drive home your throwing up in your car and outside of it down a major street, canât stop bc your driving with no insurance and no registration and you finally make it home and decide to clean up the mess tomorrow and finally are pissed off. Not because there is puke over you, your car. But your pissed off you just wasted a 60$ hit of pills and have to take your second dose that was supposed to be for the morningâŚ
Had to edit bc I forgot to mention, that I also hoped to find remenance of pills in the throw up bc you hoped that all the pills didnât digest so you could use whatever was left.
Yes I sifted through my own puke to look for my 30mg blue oxys 
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Hahaha! Oh geez, that is truly sad!
I found half a bottle of vodka and 4 grams of cocaine when I was getting the Xmas tree out of the attic in December.
Needless to say that shit went down the toilet. The gear, not the tree 
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Ikr, like wheres the plumber?