2lbs of grumpy old man
1lb of little girl playing princess
1 bottle of hair dye
3 dashes of social anxiety
5 heaping tablespoons of extreme introversion
7 cups of bibliophile
14oz of pluviophile
2 vanilla sheet cakes
1, or maybe 3 or 4 pinches of indecision blended with uncertainty

Stir unevenly
Age 25 years
That’s me, give or take a few pounds.