3 Word Story

And silver bullets

Isn’t that werewolves

And obnoxious leprechauns

I shoot leprechauns

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And feed them

To swamp monsters

Who are sexy

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But also intellectual

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Especially when they

Do jumping jacks

Naked while eating

Right before they

Go to bed…

Twelve hours later

My eyes popped

My knees buckled

And my toes

Peeled like sausages

(not like bananas)

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Sausages peel like?