Kinda like bratwurst
Smooth but resistant
Soft and supple
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Apple banana smoothies
Are a weapon
When put into
Exploding dinosaur maracas
Speaking of dinosaurs
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That’s a parrot
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On my shoulder
That shits on
Just absolutely everything
Including my back
My hairy back
My hairy hairy
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hairy very hairy
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Sexily hairy back
Manscaped so stylishly
Almost a Brazilian