3 Word Story

Woman braided my

Pubes so I

Could see what’s

happening down there

And it didn’t

have any instructions

When I used

Google, I balked.

Then puked up

A live lobster

who played cello

Looked at it

and walked away

Because it smelt

Like a cheesy

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disaster, so nope

Touching my mouth

Or my hairy

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Back and face

Now im smooth.