Woman braided my
Pubes so I
Could see what’s
happening down there
And it didn’t
have any instructions
When I used
Google, I balked.
Then puked up
A live lobster
who played cello
Looked at it
and walked away
Because it smelt
Like a cheesy
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disaster, so nope
Touching my mouth
Or my hairy
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Back and face
Now im smooth.