Ask Me Anything - HoofHearted

I thought this might be a fun or it might sink faster than something that sinks fast. :smile:

Ask me anything: the rules are, you can ask me anything, I’ll give you an honest answer; but you only get one, so make it count.

After a couple days, I’ll nominate someone else to do their AMA.

Intro: to those who don’t know me, my name is Dan. I am from the pacific northwest (near Seattle). I’ve been sober since September 2018. I am married with 4 kids ranging from baby age to early 20s. I like camping, hiking, traveling and everything to do with music.

Edit: Forgot to add I am a huge fan of Disneyland!

(Please give me a few days to answer any and all questions)

So go ahead, ask me anything…

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What is your secret music love (like the band you are embarrassed to admit you like)?

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Ohhh that’s a good one. I would say Brittany Spears. She’s my guilty pleasure!

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Have you ever had a best friend?

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I have had many “best” friends at different times in my life. Some have moved away and we lost touch. Others we talk every once in a while, but not matter how much time has passed, its like we were never apart. That’s the best kind of friendship!

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Have you forgiven yourself?

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Ooof…

I’ve done some pretty rotten things to people that love and care about me. I wish I’ve never done those things. Its so easy to say, well, I was in active addiction, but I knew it was wrong, and that hurts the most; I chose to do it.

Because of that, forgiveness cannot be given, it has to be earned. I haven’t earned it yet, but I hope that someday I will.

Thanks for the question!

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Alright, Disney Fan… is Princess Leah a Disney princess? :thinking::thinking::thinking:

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All elected officials are voted in “American Idol” style. They will be on a weekly competition show and the people will vote by text. Vote early, vote often.

That method seems to work. :rofl:

Also higher education is available to everyone, paid by taxes!

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Yes, but only by “marriage”. :wink:

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Whom farted?

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Doctors say the average person farts anywhere from 5 to 15 times per day, so @AyBee, we all did. :dash:

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Dear Hoof,
How do you come up with your names?
signed,
I.P. Freely :smile:

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Yeah!
Tell us your secret, uncle Hoof.

Signed,
Adam Gneusense

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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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How did you know your wife was the one?

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Usually its inspired by real life. :grin:

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Do you mean an African or European swallow?

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We have been together for 24 years but only married 7 years ago, because I wasn’t sure she was the one - thats the joke I tell people. That’s also the joke my wife hates. :laughing:

Actually, we did the whole life thing backwards, kids first, then house, then marriage.

Sometimes, you just know. You know? She laughed at my jokes and I laughed at hers. That right there is pure magic!

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The jokes are the magic, absolutely.

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