Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Ok, do you observe any changes (sleep etc)? I talk to James every now and then, I suppose he’s not actively on TS nowadays :slightly_frowning_face:

I sleep better than ever! I sleep right through, quite deeply and it doesn’t take long at all to get to sleep. I don’t have the shakes, my moods are better, I don’t smoke as much, If my coffee goes cold I don’t really care, I don’t crave alcohol at all when I don’t drink caffeine (used to put me to sleep). I’m much more mellow, I can think clearer, I don’t get headaches and I don’t feel dehydrated ever

I think we spend too much energy trying to keep ourselves awake that we make it impossible to get any decent sleep

Oh and my appetite is much much healthier than it was.

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Omg you’ve got superpowers. Me want too!

This is so true. Amen

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My ex
Two faced people.
People that constantly complain about every little thing.

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James once left an absolutely smashing post about how he likes to drink coffee… It reminded me of an armchair/fireplace reading of Tolstoy - all he needed was a smoking jacket and a meerschaum pipe.

Cut the caffeine out. The 2 silver ones are “proper” Coffee, the milicano is instant decaf in case I run out of proper coffee lol

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I’ll look for these over here. I’m on the no caffeine trial too

That is a very Karen thing to say.

Its surprising how quickly you’ll notice a difference and there are tons of different types of decaf you can get. I also noticed that I don’t get the weird shivers anymore when I wake up and either don’t have caffeine or, indeed, over do it. :slight_smile:

Illy coffee is pretty good. Not my favourite but I can’t find that anywhere - It’s called Caffe Milano and it comes in a gold bag.

I got a fresh FRO in story format. Gather around kids…
Drunk or high or both dude comes to my door an hour ago. I answer and ask can I help you? Dude says his wife lives here. Im like no man you must be at the wrong address. Dude says oh sorry and leaves. 5 minutes later dude is back pounding on the door. I tell him get lost don’t come back your wife does not live here! 10 minutes later same shit and I tell the fuck come back again and I call the police. What do you know he’s back 5 minutes later pounding on the door.

What does NOT FRO in this story is the nice officers that arrest dude still at my door. Thank you Deputy Laguna, be safe out there.

Before all this I was feeling extra chill just reading some memes here lol, and planning to go to bed early. Now I’m all wired up from this. So that can FRO, too. I guess to be positive I hope he gets some help tonite.

Bye for now…

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Below zero weather!.

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His behavior hits right home with me. I lost the power of reason regularly and I can see myself doing exactly that, even to the point of getting arrested. Let’s hope they took him to detox instead of holding. Detoxing in holding is a bitch.

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Wish advertisements in my inbox that start with “People are addicted to…” followed by some random item

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Are you a fellow Cart Narcs fan?
Gotta drop a ‘woop woop skiddely doop’ on those lazybones :rofl:

3 things:
-Great tasting food that upsets your stomach
-Squirrels that eat all the birdseed you put out
-Crazy high electric bills

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Hard boiled eggs with green yolks. :nauseated_face:
My ex.
Covid.
Ticks.
Scam callers.
Fruit flies. I hate them. Leave my fruit alone!

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Car warranty companies

CANCER

the cold this year

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You know when people say “you haven’t answered my question” when in actual fact you have, they just didn’t like the answer you gave?

They can fuck right off.

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bullshit bosses and c@#tish colleagues.

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Depression
Kidney surgeries
Love handles from having said surgery
And male pattern baldness that doesn’t have a pattern

Those things can FRO :sunglasses::metal:t2:

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I have no idea what that means but it just cracked me UP!!!

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People that work at “helpdesks” yet are completely rude and not helpful at all.

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