Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Like the thread topic: need to *** during running workouts in the plain :eyes::roll_eyes::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::flushed::restroom:

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Have you tried praying for them Paul? :pray:t2: Just a thought…

Kilos, cellulite, global financial crisis, abusers, rudeness, ‘80s fashion, really lousy music, bad education (in schools), dental caries, performance art (when/if doesn’t “performe” anything), rhynchophorus ferrugineus (that GASTLY insect that destroys palm trees).

That’s it from me… so far.

Oh, yes, and alcohol, of course - for us, I mean - and anything and everything related to it.

Have a great day y’all and thanks for another interesting thread.

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Lazy ass co-workers…can you tell how my day went? :roll_eyes::crazy_face:

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often, and me. It’s worked out OK for me bc I am still sober, not so well for them bc they are still c*nts.

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When you’re typing something and dont realise the capitals have been left on so you have to go back and delete whole sentences/paragraphs.
Why isnt there an option just to highlight it all then change it into lower case?? :unamused:

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Hey @Dolse71 look who came out of the dog house for a visit. You might have missed the point there Paul, just saying…lol🥴

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My BIL that’s in jail currently can fuck right right fuck off to hell and continue fucking off until the end of time.

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Pickles on sandwiches
Anyone that dislikes penguins
“Art critics”
“High art”
Baby-on-board signs
Hospital sushi
Garden gnomes
Dr. Oz
Being offered food in someone’s bare hand
The ethics committee at Disney

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Yeah it’s progress not perfection :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Liars, manipulators, fakes, users, abusers, imposters, and thieves. Things that can fuck right off AND the title of my new EP.

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My best mates EX.
What a slug.

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If you’re on a windows machine then highlight the text then press shift + F3 and it will cycle through capitalisation options - ALL CAPS, Initial Caps (every word has its first letter capitalised), Sentence case (only first word of each sentence capitalised).
Just stop on the one you want.
I use it all the time to clean up text supplied by others at work.
:+1:

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North wind.

Oh yeah, that’s so annoying. When I was young, long before cell phones you said to your friend we meet on Friday at 3 pm there and there. And both were there. No answers like, I’ll see if I can make it aka let’s see if I get another meeting that I prefer and then I confirm or just cancel.

But I guess it is in both ways. It is soo ‘easy’ to not be accountable.

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Guys with long fingernails (it’s disgusting)
Blippy
Compulsive complainers
Ppl who crash into you with their shopping cart
Updating all you electronic devices to to have more issues
And yes they did frame Britney Spears!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I agree 100%!!! Back in the day your word was everything. All of the technology has really made it so easy to not keep your word nowadays, it really sucks to get hurt like that.

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Being powerless
Not knowing what the future holds
Depression
Breakups
Broken hearts
And loneliness can FRO!!! :sunglasses::metal:t2:

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I’d like to add to that:
Dr. Phil
Raw onions on anything
People that take forever to get out of the vehicle to pump fuel
People that drive 10 under the speed limit
That stinging feeling on the slightest knick in your hand when applying hand sanitizer
Changing the litter box

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The gap between my outstretched fingers and the coin slot in car park exit barriers
Waiters who ignore me trying to get their attention to pay the bill
Men who stand next to me when I’m trying to pee
Obese people in the seat next to me on aeroplanes
Early morning starts

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