Oh Flo I am sooo sorry. What a b***h! I bet you just want to slap her when she does that to your son. I’m getting mad just thinking about it!
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Oh man, I’d have to pull her aside and have a little chat!
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Lower back pain, depression, anxiety, and emotional pain can fuck right off!
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Hahahaha Eric I can relate bro!!!
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- your
Oh, wait! I see what you did there! 
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YEAH, fuck off, pants!
Back before I started WFH full-time (which I began about a month before the pandemic really hit here…talk about timing), it was one of those small pleasures every day when I got home. Goodbye real pants…hello, gym shorts/pajama pants.
Nearly as good as taking your socks off at the end of the day.
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Just to clarify, when you say pants, that means trousers in the UK, right? Just making sure I understand. Because when we say pants in the UK, it tends to mean underwear, boxers, knickers, etc. No reason why you shouldn’t enjoy taking your underwear off either, but just wanted to make sure I was on the right page.
Sorry, I also now realize that I’ve probably put far too much thought into all this in general.
I’m going to go now…
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Narcissistic behavior, people who manipulate others
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Things that suck you blood out get inside you
-ticks
-leeches
-scabbies
-worms-flat/pin/etc
July and August in the south east states of the USA
& People who constantly interrogate you, explain every detail of story, and talk to you like you are clueless.
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My ex who continues to haunt me and come after me for money 13 years after our breakup ,–he cheated with a 23 year old.
Shitty friends who disappeared when times were tough and I got sober. Fuck them over
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Nice one tho 
Language related:
People who say “try and” instead of “try to”. If you’re going to try and do something, then you are just going to do it. If you’re going to try to do something, then you might not.
And pedants, they can FRO!!! 
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I do that, sorry, I’ll try and change 
But in all seriousness, thanks for helping me improve my English 
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When the gym blasts music over the speakers so loudly that I can’t even hear the music from my in-ear headphones.
95% of people have headphones in, their own music.
So…WHY?
I shouldn’t have to risk hearing damage for the sake of trying to drown out the same top-40 BS that they play on loop every. single. day.
No offense to anyone who likes that music. But my gym recycles the same 10-15 songs over and over at TOP volume. If I forgot my headphones, I’d prefer silence.
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I keep it pretty low here because, like you said, most people have their own music. I’d hate that too.
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I don’t know if this has been said yet…FUCK Demi lavato and her “I’m California sober” bullshit. You’re not sober you stupid fucking bitch. Oh and her saying that she has a treatment team that approved it. She can fuck off with that ignorant privileged horseshit. In fact I’d rather go stare at a pile of horseshit then listen to her shitty fucking music or her idiotic statements.
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Migraines
The Stupid
Packing
Lazy
Spiders in my house, spiders outside are fine
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I read that like “the stupid packing lazy spiders” 
yeah, get packing, spiders! Lazy 
Mine: the boss trying to get you to cover a shift on your day off, pffft. fuck RIGHT off.
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