Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

I so love you Darren :slight_smile:
Thank you
I’ll PM you his address :joy: :joy:

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I never see you rant…
Do i need to bury him under my patio
shovel at the ready

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LOL Danni…no I usually do not rant. I’m usually a very patient person. But THIS guy just won’t stop. When I told my boss, she told me to “stroke his ego.” REALLY? F*** really? UGH. Thanks for listening though :slight_smile: And life continues…

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Ugh. Your Boss belongs on this thread aswell…

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I agree @Faugxh
I feel better now. I’ve never been on this thread. It’s like punching a pillow. LOL

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Yes! Weak ass bosses who won’t back you up when there’s clearly a bully in the office. I had that recently. Someone was told ‘can’t you just get along’ FFS, go on Amazon and order yourself a backbone!
Rant over, thanks guys :hugs:

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You made me laugh with that one! Love it…go on Amazon and order a backbone…YES

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Painkillers that don’t have effect on me. I took a lot more than the doctor prescribed and it still hurts af. I couldn’t sleep last night and it seems that this night won’t be easier either.

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When you buy a rug for your house, spending quite a lot of money cause you figure you’ll keep it forever, but then your SOB evil cat pees all over it and you try and was that thing with a pressure washer and it’s just so damn heavy that you can’t lift it, but when you finally get it dry it still smells really bad and you’re pretty sure the cat will just pee on it again, so now you’re stuck with a £200 rug that’s too good to throw away but you can’t sell it either.

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So then you buy a second rug which is the same as one in the back of your van, which is good - cause it should fit in the washing machine… So you order the same size and material… but then the cat pees on that one, then you find out it doesn’t actually fit in the washer as planned, so you decide to cut it and wash a bit of it, but that doesn’t fit so you trim it more and wash it, but it’s this pathetic scrap of rug and it still kinda smells… But you put it down regardless, but when you come back from work the next day the cat has peed on it again. So you just bin it.

FML.

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Colleagues sniffing after what you are doing and correcting you for whatever tiny little thing you forgot and woooooh what if that caused us x plus 2 instead of x plus 3 days. We will all die. Mind your own business. And the best thing saying: I know it’s not my business but I will still talk about it the next 15 min non stop. :rage::skull_and_crossbones::poop:

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People that correct you’re grammar :roll_eyes:

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It’s “People who”, Darren! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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I mentioned grammar as a “pet peeve” in another thread.
I don’t correct people, but it still bugs me.

People can f*** right off who use the parking / charging space for electric cars when the DON’T have an electric car !! It’s not as bad as prats who occupy the handicapped spaces when they shouldn’t however.
Actually, BOTH of those groups of people can sod right off !

Big bunnies that make you soil your armour are too good for them !!!

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Wow, he must be awful to piss you off!
If we are mentioning people, a friend of a friend who complains how she can’t get a boyfriend, then screenshots and posts on fb her rude conversations with dates, and also posts quotes like “I am not high maintainance, you are low effort”. And equally complains about not having a job, then rejects jobs because they are not good enough.

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You’re not friends with Kim kardashian, are you?

Oh Flo those types of people are draining! Yes that would be irritating!

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I’ll tell you what can fuck off. That section of my pantry with the Tupperware or whatever plastic containers I have to store leftover food. No matter how often I organize it or tidy it up when I need a container I can never find the lid. Or others always tumble to the floor.

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I could go on and on. She is so hypocritical. And also my son has adhd, and tends to talk AT people constantly about whatever he is interested in at the time, which of course is not ideal, but she turns her back on him when he is talking to her, or just shouts “I don’t care”. As the adult in the conversation she should be guiding him kindly. And she is a kids English teacher. She lives super near me so I can’t avoid her.

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