Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

People who don’t know the difference between your and you’re

Your just stupid :wink:

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My work is fast paced and I answer lots of client e-mails in between other responsibilities I have. I have now trained my self to respond “My pleasure” when someone thanks me in an e-mail to avoid possibly slipping up and typing “Your Welcome”

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The new plan for immigration can absolutely do one

Haha thank you!! It’s 100% true lol

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Yes, yes, AND YES!!! LOL…

  • Most People, Including My Co-workers Can Fuck Off
  • Work… ( Wish I Didn’t Have Too ) Can Fuck Off…
  • Credit
  • My Cell Phone Bill, My Rent And All My Bills For That
    Matter Can Fuck Right Off As Well LOL…
  • Laundry, Dishes, Cleaning…
  • Grocery Shopping. Especially When You Have To
    Unload Your Shit, Bag Your Own Shit, Unload The Shit
    Again Into the Car, Only To Have To Unload The
    Stupid Shit Again When You Get Home. That Can
    SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF…

This List Could Be Never Ending For Me :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Lmao @Its_me_Stella I was going to quote that too! @Singtone is soooo funny :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Procrastination can “fuck right off”…
Tomorrow :rofl:

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Hahahaha good one!!
I was a procrastinating :princess: today!!

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Lol :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:

Noise canceling ear buds are my lifesaver.

Hairline fractures from stubbed toes. Being a clumsy jerk who stubs her toes. Having a second toe that’s longer than her big toe. People who say I’m special and descended from royalty because I have a stupid long toe. Toes can fuck right off right now.

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I have a similarly long second toe. Occasionally it just hangs down far enough to get caught on a step or some kind of ridge that everything else manages to clear. There is no pain quite like it.
Didn’t realise it meant I’m descended from royalty. I’ll take that.

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Hahaha that’s the family story anyway :sweat_smile: It hurts like a mofo, I know too well.

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Cars. Or their drivers. Not sure yet.

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Public restrooms can fuck right off.

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Being sick can fuck off hard

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people and life in general, pretty much covers it. Oh apart from you guys and our sober life, if only it was all so simple.

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Eric Clapton

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:scream::flushed::open_mouth::astonished: what???

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