Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Negative-spiral thoughts! I’m changing gears. Gonna ask my HP to guide me to be of service to others. I will find a chance to help today.

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Providing a urine sample in a bottle (from my female anatomical perspective) :joy:

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The great excuses my head makes.

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My cravings for a cigarette can fuck right off! On day 12 and yesterday was really tough. Woke this morning hoping it would be better but it’s not. I’m not going to give in so just fuck off cravings and leave me alone!!

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Co-workers who ask “having fun yet”?

I want to scream, “NO! It’s work, it isn’t supposed to be fun you childish twit”.

Instead I pop in an earbud and go about my day free from assault charges.

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Satan trying his damnest trying to cause pain and strife in my marriage this week.

A part of our house being under water caused so much discontent and stress, but I will hold my head up high, turn to my God for strength and I will NOT pick up. I will also do my AA homework this weekend.

In the name of Jesus, in the name of Jesus,
we have the victory.
In the name of Jesus, in the name of Jesus,
Satan, you have to flee.
Oh, what can ever stand before us
when we call on that great name?
Jesus, Jesus, precious Jesus,
we have the victory.

In the name of Jesus, in the name of Jesus,
we have the victory.

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Chilblains
Finding clothes that you bought for your kid ‘in advance’, forgot about, and now they are too small
My cat licking everything and leaving wet patches

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Telstra can FRO. It’s near impossible to speak to a human.

People who can’t merge in traffic can also FRO.

The floods currently in QLD can also FRO.

People who use you’re and your incorrectly can kind of FRO ( I hate to be too picky. :laughing:)

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I am not sure about Danny Devito being a national treasure…but Rick Astley is never gonna give you up. Or let you down. He is good in my book😁

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I’d still eat it

I’ll second that FRO. That $8.3 mill could honestly be used for much better things. People who line their walls with wealth make no sense to me. I’m not going to condemn them, but seriously, Why?!

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  1. Alcohol
  2. Drugs
  3. Cigarettes
  4. Television
  5. Social media
  6. Anybody that gets in the way of my recovery

For me these are the things that can fuck off right now… Somethings I might bring it back into my life eventually but the drugs and alcohol hopefully forever

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People bombing civil buildings and hospitals. Inhumanity :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Human suffering
Terminal disease
Intolerance to individuality
Religious conflicts
and the worst of al…. men wearing brown shoes

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I personally have always thought Rothko paintings to be divine. I’ve seen some in rl and they were so beautiful. The art market is obvs bonkers. So I say capitalism can fro as well as collectors buying up great art and locking it away from the public forever.
I realise this was a forgery. Oh well. 🤷

Getting old and having stupid injuries can fro. As well as hardcore depression. Fuck you.

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The rain. I’m usually a lover of rain but not this week. Mother nature has been way too devastatingly generous. And. It. Won’t. Stop :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Stay as safe as you can, Bec. I’m reading where it’s almost biblical with the flooding.

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Thanks Dan, we are thankfully safe but directly north and south of us are having a truly awful time :frowning: I am still struggling to comprehend the sheer volume of water that has been coming down on, and through, these poor towns and cities…

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Mosquitoes can fck right off, so can -
Parking fines
The rain in Qld & NSW
Users & manipulators - f
ck right off
Expectations and responsibilities when I’m already tired and anxious
Traffic jams
Feeling fatigue
People not putting shopping trolleys back
The world feeling like chaos
Ex-bf can f*ck right off
And
Condiments

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Condiments :thinking: I’m intrigued lol

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