Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Morbus Raynaud? :unamused:

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Yeah, I was going to ask if you had Raynaud’s as well.

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I don’t know. But I’m sure I’ll be looking it up.
Ever since I lost 40-50 pounds.

I’ve heard of it but don’t know what exactly it is.

The organized community of mosquitoes in my backyard…

No wait, the stupid fish pond at my next door neighbor’s that attracts the f’ing mosquitoes…

No wait, my disgusting neighbor who installed the stupid fish pond can rightly fuck off.

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Vascular dementia
Credit card fraud :sweat:
12mm kidney stones
Unsalted butter

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My father
Supervisors with no backbone
Corrupt government officials
Yellow cars. Yellow cars can fuck right off.
Also soy milk.

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I think this might be my favorite list on this thread so far and the one that I agree with on all points. Well done lol

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Soy milk? Really? I’ve gotten pretty used to it, but I do only use it like once a week on my cereal for breakfast day.

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That was more of a joke. Soy milk hasnt done me any wrongs.

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When people beep their car horn and yell obscenities at you coz you slowed them down for a split second out of their day. I love you but get fucked :zipper_mouth_face:

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My anxiety and undiagnosable health issues…

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I’m dying over here :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Well thanks Eric, you have interrupted my crying and have me cracking up :rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I’m always happy to help. :hugs:
Whether I know I’m helping or not.
:pray:t2::heart:

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Magpie season!

The most embarrassing time to be an Aussie!
The little fuckers!

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Omg yes! Magpies are the worst :tired_face: my mum used to make me walk to school with an empty ice cream container on my head because they always nested on a hill I had to walk over to get to school :see_no_evil::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Classic!! :rofl::rofl:
We had ice cream hats at school haha

I bloody got swooped the other day. It followed me for ages the little bugger. I’m like hey dude I won’t hurt you and then I start walking more and it goes me again. It’s embarrassing hahaha

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I know you feel like such an idiot hey :tired_face::joy:
We have plovers nearby too. Didn’t realise until I heard their distinct noise and it decided to go for me 3 times. I had to pick up our chihuahua and get us quickly to safety. Now that must of looked a sight :rofl:

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Haha yeh they do too! That’s funny!

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When my roommate puts dirty dishes in the oven and I don’t look before pre heating

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