Cold maple syrup from the fridge. Why is it in the fridge?! How am I supposed to pour it now?!?
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The thing on my little toe that once was a nail but now it’s just some splinter that hurts me.
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Grasshoppers
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Spiders are cool, I love spiders they’re my buddies.
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Impatience
Whistling/sniff snorting🤢/foot tapping
Putting the milk in with the teabag before the water! #criminal 
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This sounds criminal
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R square that is too high or too low… can fuck right off.
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People who order 5 minutes before closing time and I’ve switched everything off…
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They all are. Where do you think they go when you chase them round the house with a rolled up newspaper? That’s right - through their little portal to Hell!
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Things that can f*#$ right off!
- Cancer
- Abuse in all forms
- Covid
- Laundry (it never ends lol)
- Bills
- My addictive thinking/patterns
- My weight
- Dirty dishes
- Squeaky tires
The list goes on n on n on… lol
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i think the electromagnetic field generated by the spinning cycle of washing machines creates worm holes in the fabric of the universe. Socks are drawn in and they rematerialize elsewhere in the multiverse in front of puzzled aliens with no feet. 
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Rick Astley… He can fuck right off.
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carly rae jepsen too
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Toxic people
Zippers that stick
Socks that slide down into my shoes/boots
Eggplant. Eggplant can take a flying leap!
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loud gamers in public. Just shut the fuck up, noone gives a fuck about your headshot
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Omg right!
And how about people who watch videos/facetime without their headsets on?
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If it were legal, I’d probably smash their phones
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You know who else can fuck right off?
Joooooohn Kerry.
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Movies that have a terrible, anticlimactic ending
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