Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

My HOA over watering the whole god-damned community because they put a section of sod in a couple small spots.

  1. We live in a desert. Many of us have been pushing for some type of zeroscaping for a while. It isn’t as if we have to get rid of all lawns, but we don’t need grass in some areas.

  2. I’m getting mushrooms growing in some areas that don’t get a ton of sun :laughing:

I live in a small community, and I like my neighbors and the HOA members, but the topic itself is one of contention right now.

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Exactly,

It’s easy to call out a fake. I know you said at one time you were an officer in the USN If I remember correctly. If you got to chatting I’m sure if you were asked your duty station or Port, you’d be able to spout it off as if you were relieved from duty yesterday shit I still remember my roster number from basic training, I’ve learned it all comes out soon my friend especially at the wrong time.

Go ahead let him make a fool of himself, don’t let it ruin your good time.

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My neighbor who parks his truck right by a stop sign. Dangerous and inconvenient. Makes me want to be a karen and leave a note on his windshield. That man can fuck right off.

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Health insurance In general can FRO.

I mean we get health coverage, tax funded or private funded and apparently teeth and eyes are add on coverage

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The broken glass that cut my thumb real bad can fuck right off.

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My mother and her probing inappropriate questions can fuck right off.

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Overly perfumey scents in hotel rooms making me nauseous. Wtaf?!

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I know I should be grateful but right now my mind is screaming that the VA can go F itself with a rusty screwdriver.

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Jet lag can FRO

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My brother, seeing my repeated emails about doing a zoom this summer, but not replying for a month and counting, reigniting my insecurities that my mother started by telling me “your brother loves your sister more than you” can FRO.

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Alarm clocks. Or basically anything that makes noise at 4am, can fuck right off

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My boss. He is not a thing though. :unamused:

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Swimmers (or better call them ducks… Orrrr guppys?) spontaneous crossing my lane when there is enough space in the pool or not following the circle swimming rule or marked levels for the lanesl!!!

FRO… And don’t disturb
my meditative workout! :rofl:

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Spiders can definitely fuck off nasty things

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The overwhelming feeling of resentment I’ve been feeling lately can fuck right off.

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First day of work.

Back from vacation…can F!@# off!

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Me getting angry about people complaining about the weather. As if me forcing them to think rain is necessary would make it rain. :zipper_mouth_face:

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I felt that in my soul!! When I have to call facilities for med clarifications and the same message comes on over and over. It gets so frustrating!! Pretty sure I’ve yelled in the phone- my call clearly isn’t important to you while on hold lol
I’m always grateful for the few homes we have that play music instead of that message.

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That’s why I wake before my alarm haha

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Yes, me too. I remember thinking, I wouldn’t mind this wait so much if you just let the music play without any interruptions :laughing:

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