Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

There are loose dogs running around here all the time. Came across a bunch of sad puppies awhile ago and a really scared skinny puppy last week. It is despicable and just heartbreaking. Then I think of these people’s children and well…this world.

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My mother in law can fuck right off

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The smell of the dead man that was found yesterday in my building that is now going up. :nauseated_face:

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Oh god 🫣 That’s awful, I’m so sorry :disappointed:

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Bat shit crazy ex’s - go get on with your own life and fuck right off!!! :joy::pray::fu:

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Seriously. It’s a tough situation, since I realize that I’m very privileged just simply living in a first world country. I’d like to take my kids to a 3rd world country just so they can understand how privileged they actually are. Give them a dose of humility. Yeah, world hunger and poverty can just FRO.

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People who confuse; your, you’re, or to, two, too, or there, their, and they’re can F off back to middle school.
Oh, how our true psycho is unleased when given the slightest chance.

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Insects in my helmet. And my t-shirt :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::boom:

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People that provide advice based on very limited knowledge and experience yet act like they are an expert on the subject and refuse to acknowledge that they might not know everything and they end up causing more harm than good….they can f*ck right off

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Dang. I totally almost ate a moth while cruising down a hill on my mountain bike the other day. That’s the worst!

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The aftermath of my nose surgery can FRO! :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: :poop:

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The price of groceries!

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:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::rofl:

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I’ve seen a Venus Flytrap and other plants that eat insects… I’ve never seen fruit eat an entire dude. :face_with_monocle: Where’d you get it? The Little Shop Of Horrors?

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Fake people!

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Trying to put an B*@TARD mattress cover back on can just absolutely EFFING DO ONE!!!

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Cables that are too long or too short. :unamused:

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My brother in law has been waiting a year to travel from the States to England to see his best friend get married. I called yesterday to wish him a safe trip and he told me he couldn’t go because he’s laying in bed sick with COVID. After 2 Vax and 2 boosters, it still ruined his trip. This fuckin virus can Fuck right off already.

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Anxiety dreams that fuck with my head and I over analyze can FRO.

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When those wake me, I use the serenity prayer as a mantra until I fall asleep again.

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