Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Just for Fun
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One two five
three sir
three!

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Whahaha just read this 5 minutes after I texted a friend that he can keep his advice to himself.

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Lazy co-workers who want to get paid to watch TikTok but also want to tell me how to do my job when I’m sweating and they are sitting. They can fuck right off.

Also the same co-worker when they want to show me a funny TikTok. There is no nice way to say that if I wanted that app, I’d download it.

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But… Have you tried yoga?

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judgy girlfriends who have restrictive opinions about your love life :-1:

also myself when I don’t catch myself before being judgemental, I can also FRO sometimes! :weary:

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You crack me up with this :point_down: it’s exactly how I feel about me.

Me always trying so fucking hard at EVERYTHING :tired_face:
That part of me can FRO!

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People using toilets in trains thinking they are alone and take like forever. Reading books there? :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::zipper_mouth_face::rage:

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Marketing Siri and autocorrect as anything other than a creator of chaos can Fuk right the fuk off. :grin:

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Waking up at 4am FRO!!

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Fear can FRO

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Debilitating anxiety and panic attacks can fuck right off. :rage:

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Men on the street who tell me to “smile!” :face_vomiting::face_vomiting:

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Not being able to sleep can FRO
And hormones can FRO too

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Heatwaves can ride a cascade of rrright the fucks off.

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When even though the shower nozel turns 360 degrees the optimal temp is somehow between 95.55 and 95.56 degrees and if you dont get it perfectly in that sweet spot you end up with water scorching hot as if it came from the depths of hell or so frozen it would make a polar bear shiver! FRO with that!

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People in meetings!
People who love the sound of their own voice in meetings!
People are are snide in meetings!
People are self-important in meetings!

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Blisters in both your heels when you’re meant to be training for a race can FRO.

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Moleskin. That’s what I’ve used.

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Twitter can just FRO. What a relentlessly hostile and angry place. It’s truly unpleasant. No thank you :raised_hand::stop_sign:

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I feel this way about most media these days. The world we’re all living in, inside our phones, is miserable and unhealthy and can FRO for me

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