Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

I can add something nice :joy:
A packed train where a biker needs to squeeze himself and his bike near a mother with a stroller.
The train couldn’t close the door because of him. They discussed for 10 minutes.
Humans :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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People who talk loudly in restaurants, whether in person or on their cell phones (worse yet, with the speaker phone on). I do not need nor even want to hear your conversation. I don’t care to know your business.

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Yes! When they discuss any kind of social drama or diseases that n o b o d y wants to know! I don’t want to know if you now have a yeast infection somewhere down there :sob:

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Or the results of your prostate exam, or scheduling an appointment with your podiatrist.

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Setting in the dark currently with no power and a large tree blown down across my driveway can fuck right off!

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Dust and that it settles far too quickly.

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For the 1000st time: nightmares.
And a sore throat from snorring heavily and having allergies. I hate spring :rage:
Might come back later for more fuck offs.

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How has this not come up earlier. It’s literally the worst. I think that’s also want killed the dinosaurs.

Relentless YEARNING fro. Remember how peaceful felt? I don’t.

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Yup, same :sneezing_face: I already got my nose spray :smiley:

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The funny feeling in my tooth AND the fact that it stopped this morning. The day of my appointment :joy:

Oh, and delayed trains when you have an appointment. 3 ! cancelled trains, of course not updated in the App, and the one I’m taking now is 10 minutes late. The Germans here who use public transportation know the pain :joy:

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Insomnia!! As i write this it is now 4:32 A.M. I went to bed last night at 10:00 P.M. and I have been lying wide awake the entire time. My brain just won’t shut off and let me have peace.

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Feeling overwhelmed and panicky when visiting family can FRO. These people love me and I love them but it can all be a bit much sometimes.

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3 days and counting no electricity because of fallen trees on power lines can really fuck right off!

But I am 27 days sober today! :grin:

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Hoo, boy, can I relate to this one!!!

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My ex can fuck right off.

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Taxes can FRO

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:small_red_triangle:Wet socks :socks: (stepping in water or on damp floor - always with children)
:small_red_triangle:Not having coffee in the morning
:small_red_triangle:Getting startled
:small_red_triangle:Running late
:small_red_triangle:Waking up hot :hot_face: (I’m getting old lmao)
:small_red_triangle:Needing to get gas bc you didn’t get gas before
:small_red_triangle:Automatic payment when you don’t have automatic money :moneybag::rofl:

:small_red_triangle::small_red_triangle::small_red_triangle:Most important right now to F off forever is the mental feeling to want to drink -that feeling can totally F off

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Haha I remember that show with my oldest !! Thankfully my little doesn’t care for it- bc Caillou is always whining like a little bitch lmao :rofl:

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Muscle spasms can fuck right off.

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Erectile dysfunction
Loss of libido
Having to get up repeatedly during the night to take a piss
Disrespectful, smart-ass kids
Insomnia
Religious hypocrites
Age discrimination
Greedy corporate businesses
Animal abusers
Child abusers
Wife abusers
Elder abusers
Paying high prices at a restaurant for crappy food
Restaurants that are so loud and noisy that it’s hard to have a conversation
Jerkoffs that play their car stereos so loud at the traffic light that it penetrates through your body.

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