Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

People at the pool, not being sympatic, wanting smalltalk with me by talking shit like
“today on another lane?”

Me like…

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Getting to the gym and your beats are dead…that and my damn self for forgetting to charge them can seriously FRO :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Concise and to the point! Well said.

Waking up with back pain can fro

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Acid reflux can fuck right off. I’m tired of sleeping sitting up, after too much red pasta sauce. :japanese_goblin::fire:

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My landlord is such a person… He is living in the other house beside of mine.
I try to avoid meeting him at all.
I am waiting stepping out, if I hear him :rofl:

Friday we met… And I am still confused and full of anger, struggling with bad thoughts about him. He always leaves me so outraged.

He is always telling me 12 other ways to do a thing… Without being asked for his opinion.

Once I asked him, if he has something for the recyclingyard, I can take with me, as I wanted to drive there anyway!!! He realy (!) told me 6 places where I could bring this and that stuff…
But my address has containers for everything… Free of any charge!

Haaa yes… Siiiiiiigh :upside_down_face:

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We definitely have a lot of wine here. I don’t drink, but apparently we’re supposed to be a tourist destination for wine. That, and Meth.

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Tax declaration :confounded::exploding_head::unamused: same procedure as every year, James. At least the deadline is end of September :see_no_evil: so I can push it away the whole summer.

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This time change and losing an hour of sleep can fuck right off. I feel like crap this morning.

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I came here with the same gripe. Ugh.

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Daylight savings time :yawning_face::yawning_face::yawning_face:

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Coworker hardly attacking me verbally.
This wobbly, low-level type can so fucking FRO!

:face_vomiting:

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@erntedank i have had to translate Himmelarschundzwirn. I’m not sure I’ve got it right, but I love it! :hugs: xx

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Cravings, unwanted thoughts and desires can F off!

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Picking up 4 extra hours of work the day after we lose an hour of sleep for daylight savings. There is not enough coffee for this. FRO brain fog.

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Students that don’t value their education and care 0 for learning, so they come to the classroom to disrupt others and the lesson, as well as display rude, disrespectful behaviour. Fro.

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Insomnia and waking up with a headache can fuck right off. Sun not rising until 8am can fuck of too.

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:grin::grin::grin::grin:
It’s a nice swear word we use in Austria. A bit old-fashioned but I still like it because it’s not rude :blush:
I’m sure you got the meaning :wink:

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Highly sophisticated fax system that persists in Germany. Scan, Email? No, but you can fax it. Yeah, as every private household has a fax in 2023. Wtf

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That’s a bizarre one. I have encountered the fax only option, too. As if it’s a safer way to send documents…

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