Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Im sorry about your results.
Would you consider aryevedic methods?

Ayurvedic remedies to fight cholesterol:

  1. Boil water with 2 tsp coriander seed. …drink the water
  2. Guggulu (Commiphora mukul) is effective in lowering cholesterol. …
  3. Grill 1 or 2 small cloves of garlic and take it daily with your main meal.
  4. Take 1 to 2 capsules per day of Arjun (Terminalia arjuna) extract available in a capsule form.

For Guggulu and Arjun Himalayan brand is one of the best.

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I feel ya.
Got the same thing going on here.
Although I did lower mine substantially. But my doc says I’m high risk. I need to find out exactly why I’m high risk.
I hear that total cholesterol number is a bunch of bullshit. It’s so confusing I don’t know who or what to believe. Welcome to you’re almost 60’s.

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Well, this is all new to me! I love garlic, so that’d be an easy one. Thanks for the info - I’ll check it all out!

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Joining.

Fuck off students and teachers from my school, fuck off depression, fuck off hot weather, fuck off annoying little kids which are screaming next to my flat.

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My boss. Today I just want to grab her shoulders and shake her while asking “What is wrong with you!”

Well, I know what’s wrong with her.
A human that is constantly unhappy with her life. She earns a shit ton of money every month and still: not happy.

My lesson today: you can’t buy happiness. A great job doesn’t mean that you’re happy either. It all starts inside of you and how your attitude is.

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Rude coworkers fro

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You’re exactly right, the total number is BS.

They add up your HDL and your LDL together to come up with your number. I’ve been told that my cholesterol is a little high, that I should cut down on xyz… But when I asked for the break down of LDL/HDL I was told my good cholesterol was higher than my bad, and to keep doing whatever I was doing!

Im not saying to disregard doctor’s advice, but I think the way they work out cholesterol is odd.

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  1. Umpires who blow fucking calls and don’t know the rules of the game

  2. Bosses who ask for plans and suggestions for improvement only to tell you to go fuck yourself basically when you make suggestions

  3. Coaches who don’t show up to practice but expect you to listen to their fucking suggestions on how to run the team

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It is so confusing.
I did my 3 different ratios and they are all in good, better than average range.
I just need to find out why she thinks and what makes me high risk. They really do like giving out pills.

To stay on topic.
Doctors that over prescribed pills can FRO :crazy_face:

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Heart like limits on TS…FRO…I HAVE LOVE TO SHARE DAMNIT

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So with you on this - getting frustrated as hell with this.

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Boss telling me 90 minutes of his (intimate) cancer desease and all it’s details and results like being impotent from the hormones he has to take.

And further (from my point of view) private details about his future and conflicts with HIS boss about his contract.

Was this a sketch?

And why didn’t I cancel and stoodup and left the room…

Waaaahhh… FRO

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Omg so uncomfortable…and inappropriate. I mean, he’s your boss!
It’s okay to share stuff like that, but with someone you’re at least befriended with. Or with a coworker you like and care about each other. But the boss? 90 minutes? Leck mich am Arsch :sob:

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Pouring rain and huge puddles everywhere.

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Allergies can FRO. :sneezing_face::face_exhaling:

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Same bitchy, rude coworker who made me cry today…fro

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headache can FRO. i’m having a headache since sunday afternoon.

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Awe nah - hell nah!!! That bitch can definitely fro— sorry she caused you grief today!

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Those long ones are the absolute worst. I hope it passes soon, friend.

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