House work… Someone should definitely invent a house Robot Maid like Rosie in the Jetsons. I’ll buy one, if it can do the laundry for me, ironing included. And vaccum, it’s totally pointless because it looks the same within minutes again.
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A song? If Luke Bryan didn’t sing it, I probably don’t know it 
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- my boss
- broken hearts
- change
And zippers that stick. Sticky zippers suck.
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Yeah, I agree
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Liars.
Snoring
Slugs
The tax office/HMRC
Entitled people
Mushrooms.
Stubbing my toe
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Taylor Swifts music for sure .
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Tell us some more jokes we miss them! At least I do!
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I’m getting there
Oh god yes!
My old psychiatrist who seemed to want me to relapse
People who are never satisfied with the weather/Season,
98% of bugs,
Hate poorly disguised as piety,
Thomas the Train,
Cramped spaces in planes,
Fake psychics,
Everyone who thinks dinosaurs were on Noah’s Ark,
High fructose corn syrup,
Proving to a robot that I am not a robot,
Protestants who judge Catholics for idolatry but then bring out a nativity set for Christmas,
Chocolate covered raisins,
Raisins in baked goods,
Raisins,
Anyone who doesn’t use their turn signals when driving.
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Hahaha…Have you given this a lot of thought 
“You are a useful engine indeed”
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Rona.
My landlord.
Typ 1 diabetes.
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I lost my jacket it’s a XXL and its black with a blue facemask in the side pocket if anyone finds it let me know! I hate it when I lose my jacket. It’s been missing since yesterday. Its name is MY JACKET its friendly and does not bite. Thanks
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OMG, I forgot my favorite jacket in a cart at Walmart a while back. And I was SO distraught, I called customer service to check the lost & found a couple times a day for like 3 days and no luck. Then, about a week later, I had to go back to Walmart, and I was feeling very sad knowing that this was where my poor jacket had met its fate, but when I went to get a cart I noticed something on the floor of the cart garage (?), tossed off to the side in a crumpled heap, AND IT WAS MY JACKET!!! 
Anyway, I feel your pain and I really hope you find yours!!! 
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Someone who gets pissy when you don’t respond to a FB message right away. It’s pretty easy in Messenger to tell if someone has ‘seen’ a message. If I haven’t ‘seen’ a message, why would I respond to it???!!! Now do I sometimes ignore a message simply because I don’t want it known that I’ve ‘seen’ it? Yes, but that’s beside the point. That can go on someone else’s ‘fuck off’ list.
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All yours are fucking brilliant - except raisins?? I love raisins! Leave them raisins alone!
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I said what I said. Lol!
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He was just raisin a point.
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