My neighbors barking dog take the dog for a walk I would bark my ass off all day too if I was locked inside
The episode where of Family Guy where they end up in Springfield with the Simpsons can fuck right off.
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But after you find it and dust it off and wash it and your so happy to find it right! Almost like when we lose are way and we find ourselves again we know were lost but just cant find ourself. We need help and ask hey anyone see my jacket like this app and we all pull together and help each other. Just a thought.
My right arm. While cooking dinner, its cell memory just reached out to grab a non-existent glass. So, my right arm can FRO quickly and come back when it has read all the office memos and is ready to play nice.
Also, the movie Dune. So gross and strange.
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When you have long hair, and you wear it all up tight- all day, and then when you let it down, it’s like every single follicle feels like a needle when you move it.
It’s a follicular assault on my scalp. And it can FRO.
Maybe it’s just me…? 
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Alzheimer’s can fuck right off 
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Toenail clippings in a hotel bed
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That is oddly specific, but who am I to judge? Haha. Refrigerated chocolate? Fuck right off!
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People who think that if they turn on their hazard lights, on their car, that it allows them to park anywhere. Fuck right off.
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Or how about driving with your high beams on. It’s like everyone around here forgot that it blinds other people. 
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Snow can FRO!! Sure it’s nice to look at from the wondow but now I’m trapped in the house. There’s 2 and half feet and still coming down. I’m getting too old for this shit. It’s time I seriously think about moving south.
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Waking up 5 minutes before the morning alarm goes off. FRO.
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I actually love this it’s like getting extra free time in bed and actually beaung conscious of it 
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This fucking pandemic 
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Cold cheese pizza
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Shoot! I’ll have some of this everyday!
Oh man this feels so gooood to me! But my tight ponytail can FRO!
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Lol how funny! 
I just rolled my office chair over my toes. That can fuck right off.
When the new coffee doesn’t make the noise when you pop the teaspoon through it.
Clocks that tick too loudly.
Cleaning skirting boards (That can properly fuck RIGHT off)
Seeing ‘Agatha Christie’s Poirot’ on the telebox and seeing you’ve only got 7 minutes left.
Thick perspex shower doors that don’t clean as easily as glass.
Skipping one advert on YouTube only to find that you have to skip another advert.
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