Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Feeling like emotional crap can fuck right off

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My loud and obnoxious Father- In- Law.

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I’m the same :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:
I don’t like it when ppl say “you have to be more extroverted”.
Yeah sure…why aren’t you more introverted and, most importantly, more quiet!?
Smalltalk or compliments that aren’t really meant, ppl just say them to make themselves appear nice.

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Yes, it’s so superficial and phony, just B.S.-ing with people you have nothing in common with. That’s why I’m not a fan of big social gatherings.

“Words are very unnecessary,
They can only do harm”. - Depeche Mode

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It took me almost 30 years to realise there is nothing wrong with me being introvert, not everybody has to be extra charismatic extrovert.
I don’t like meaningless small talks.

Ppl saying “why you’re so quiet?” should FRO

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You almost want to reply back: “Why are you such a loudmouth?”. God, I hate that crap.

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In my head I’m always saying “why won’t you shut the fuck up sometimes?”

Actually this is the reason I started drinking at my young age - after alco I was more extravert and I knew ppl liked drunk me. I was craving attention and acceptance (I’m a little handicapped, problem with a hand)

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Depression, addiction, self-loathing, carelessness & self-sabotage can fck right off!

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I always say our dryer must be the entrance to Narnia! Lmao :rofl: :lion::socks::basket:

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Melanoma can go eff itself.

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Restlessness.
Boredom.
Feeling no sense of purpose.
Depression.

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stomach bugs. the second one this year. fuck off. I’m grateful it’s one of those when you’re ok in the evening again. Himmelarschundzwirn kann der Scheiss abreissen wie ein 40er Zwirn :exploding_head:

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Hope you get better soon. :relieved:

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People who have to TALK all through a concert! I’m there to listen to the band, not your conversation, so put a sock in it.

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Well for me #1 is Alcohol. It can really fuck right off. It is truly the bane of my existence.

Fake friends
Crappy jobs with overbearing bosses
Backstabbers

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Or people who watch the concert through their phone while taking a video. Who wants to watch your 2 hours of shaky hand camera footage? Plus, yer blocking my short person view.

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Socks that aren’t paired when doing your laundry. I hate that!

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Exactly! It’s so rude and distracting.

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People that chew gum extremely loud pisses me off big time.

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I know, right? It’s like: what are you, still in Junior High School? :confounded:

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