Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Want to preface this by saying it is in no way a political statement. Politically adjacent, sure.

Election Day here in the US. Canvasers, 5-7 wasteful flyers in my mailbox EVERY DAY, spam texts/calls EVERY DAY, the onslaught of political adverts at every turn - looking forward to all of these fucking right off.

There is an evangelical church nextdoor to me. Apparently it is also a voting location. Why a church is allowed to host voting is beyond me. Anyhow.
Come back from the gym this morning to find that someone working there has decided to park right in front of my house, butting right up against the opening of my driveway. Legally, they can do this - 5ft from the curb is city property here. But damn it annoys me. The church has a MASSIVE parking lot, where all the other workers have parked. Fuck is this person doing?

Itā€™s on me to accept it and let it go since they are in the right, but IDK. I was always raised that if youā€™re gonna park in front of a strangerā€™s house, itā€™s the polite thing to ASK THEM. Had they asked, I wouldnā€™t be writing this. Surely I am not the only one who holds this belief?

Anyhow. They can fuck off too.

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You certainly arenā€™t alone and that would boil my blood. Kudos to you for seeing both sides and trying to get past this BS behavior.

I will be soooo happy when these texts, emails and calls will end. :pray:t4:

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Trying to remember it doesnā€™t happen often. Maybe a dozen times since I bought my place a year and a half ago. Typically itā€™s my neighbor that does it, which is annoying in a different way since they couldā€¦you know, park in front of their own house.

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Damn!!! That sucks -

This made me laugh. So true and extra annoying.

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Non stop Christmas movies can FRO. itā€™s the 5th November!!

Bah Humbug :pensive:

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You brought back a memory. Another lifetime ago I lived on a street where directly across from us the people had a garage sale every weekend. Of course the activity would get crazy all day in front of our house. So we started parking our boat/trailer in the front for the weekends. Neighbor was pissed. Someone even backed into the trailer one day and really damaged their car. Some people are just STUPID. Thanks for letting me share a memory here.

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My computers for the evening :grin:
I will talk to them again tomorrow!

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Been reframing this a bit to try and help myself. My hip/QL is seized up so Iā€™m pretty touchy in general, need to recognize that.

  1. People would be parking there all day. At least itā€™s a voting station worker, so itā€™s just that one car, sitting. Had it not been them, Iā€™d have voters coming and going in front of my home all day. My office is right outside where theyā€™d park, and Iā€™m very sensitive to noise, so Iā€™d be extra pissy dealing with that as the alternative. Better to be this car which wonā€™t budge all day. They kind of did me a favor in that sense.

  2. Itā€™s just one day

  3. There are bigger problems in the world than someone violating some arbitrary principle I have.

They also have stickers are on their car for all the Massachusetts sports teams, and while I donā€™t support most of those teams, it tells me they are likely my northeasterly brethren. Somehow I am more tolerant, knowing that.

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Iā€™ll see your Christmas movies and raise you Christmas music! At least you can always change the channel, walk away, or turn the tv off, but when youā€™re shopping in a store thatā€™s already playing it nonstop (like I was last night), thereā€™s no escape! Trapped by the holiday spirit :scream:

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The only solution I can offer is headphones. Or online shopping. :kissing_heart::rofl::rofl:

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Itā€™s gonna start happening at work soon too. No way around it :face_with_diagonal_mouth: Iā€™ve decided to count how many times I hear All I want for Christmas is you this year. Once so far. Her Merry Christmas album was my all time favorite holiday album, but holyšŸ’© is it ever overplayed!

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Have you seen the meme about MC being taken from deep freeze every October? :face_vomiting:

Good luck.

For me, Iā€™m so sick of Christmas by Christmas that I end up getting a curry in and doing something anti Christmas on Christmas. Or I get a depressive funk and self sabotage Christmas. I find the whole period personally pretty triggering anyway as all my family issues started in a December once upon a time.

Can we ban it this year?

Also thereā€™s the booze around this time. When Iā€™m in job again and have my passport Iā€™m going to Asia or the Canary Islands to hunt for Hoopoes ASAP over the festive period. Eat paella and get a suntan.

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This can FRO!!! I used to love her until I saw her perform (or not perform I should say) nye in time squareā€¦now i.canā€™t stand her and that shit (her music) is so overplayed. @Just_Laura

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Sigh. All this politics blablabla can FRO. Not even a TV purist and news refusenik like me can escape it, the US blabla, the national blabla, the regional blabla. Iā€™m a deeply democratic person but itā€™s not necessary to blabla the same over and over again every day. Enervating.

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This back pain+toothache combo can FRO! Normally Iā€™d be running for the vodka but not today

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Hot bath for back , or a trip to the hot tub. :smiling_face:

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Unfortunately, i wouldnt be able to get out of the bath :sweat_smile:

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The fires here in California right now.

The stress and suspense of wondering if weā€™ll have to evacuate. Got our go bags ready to go. The smoke is getting worse by the minute.

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I am sorry about this. Are you in Ventura County? Do you know your zone?

Do you keep an eye on Calfire Maps?

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