When shops stop stocking things I like and internet sites change your options whenever they upgrade can IMTHO can FRO.
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Whoever came up with the term cremains. Theyāre ashes, ffs. Who does this antiseptic language serve?
Oh, and leafblowers. Lowest circle of hell is reserved for gas-powered leafblowers.
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Iām tired. The day was long. Everything went fine. Lotsa work. A friend called me to ask for a stop-by visit in a week. Yeah, ok, we have some coffee, Iāll be home, welcome. Coffee? I should buy some beer for their visit. Nope, honey you know thereās no alcohol in my home since my ex is ex, if you want some, bring it for yourself. Ok, like back then when you called me to say we should bring beer if we want some because he drank the ones you bought for us? Yeah, hahaha funny.
This annoyingly ending call was topped by some cryptic whatsapp messages. I donāt even try to understand their meaning, my friend is obviously drunk. Drunk people can fuck right off, I had enough sauced cretinism with my ex and my mum. When you are drunk, leave me alone 
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ok, update in the morning. my friend texted me that itās odd to bring her own beer. now a different level of fuck right off is reached. I told her to stay away and drink with my ex, I had enough beer bullshit. my farm, my rules. fuck right off 
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Heck yeah! Sorry that people (I donāt care who they areā¦ friends, relatives etc) donāt understand BYOB rulesā¦ especially when visiting an addict. FRO!
Glad you stuck to your rules and protected your sobriety/ sanity 
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Snowy April evenings Can seriously FRO! This is from my dining room window at dinner time tonight. 
itās supposed to be spring FFS ā¦
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Wish I could star this entry or put 50 hearts somehow! Fucking beauty, the audacity of those damn drinkers!!!
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When Iām out in public or like when Iām walking to work and somebody walking the other way ask me how Iām doing and I say Iām great how are you doing? And they donāt say anything backā¦ that can FRO
It doesnāt bother me that much but it makes me feel stupid that I responded for nothing. But honestly Iām still going to keep saying Iām doing great how are you?
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Tonsil stones! WTF are those about?!
I havenāt had them in years, YEARS, but last week I couldnāt get this nasty taste out of the back of my mouth and something told me to check. So I got out old trusty flashlight and surprise surprise, tonsil stones. Used a q-tip to dislodge them, but a few days later, theyāre back! Did it again and thereās more tonight! 
Where tf do they keep coming from?! I remember researching it years ago when I had them and didnāt get a definitive answer 
Consider yourself lucky if you donāt know what Iām talking about. Fucking gross 
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I donāt know medically what you are talking about but I get a clear picture of it 
Wishing you that this shit is over soon
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Tonsiloliths are common, especially when we have ācrypticā (moon surface) tonsils. Best way to avoid them is gargling after each meal with water. Tonsillectomy as an adult is the worst and too often Iāve seen horrid secondary infections in adults. Kiddos rarely.
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@Just_Laura I had a Tonsillectomy aged 34 after repeated bouts of Quincy.
Hurt like fuck afterwards felt like I was gargling razor blades and a post Tonsillectomy bleed didnāt help one bit.
The Dr happily informed me that for men once your balls drop it a downward spiral in to pain hell when you have them out and he went on to say that women donāt have such a problem, at that point Iāve never wanted to be a girl more.
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Professional burnout, motion sickness, controlling relationships, hectic flying bugs
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@Smitty97 Wtf?! Of course Iād have something called ācrypticā tonsils! My brother had geographic tongue as a child. Thatās a odd one 
Anyway, I take better care of my oral health than anyone I know, so idfk 
I seem to remember reading allergies can cause them too Iām sure theyāll clear up again eventually.
@Lezourez Well, now that I googled that, I wish I never heard of it 
Sounds awful. Having a tonsillectomy hadnāt crossed my mind in the slightest, altho I do have an unusually high pain tolerance Fun fact - 1% of tonsillectomy patientās tonsils grow back! Happened to my daughterās father.
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I had Quincy every month for 8 months involving incisions to drain the pus and a week in hospital on IV antibiotics each time.
The first time I went into hospital, they use a wide bore syringe and it hurt sooo much I was sweating and shaking like Iād just come off a month long bender.
The next month I was back again and the Dr said āweāll drain that it wonāt hurtā, when the sister said āMr Bowen was in last month he knows it bloody well hurtsā.
So they doped me up on Morphine and it still bloody hurt. There were 4 Drās holding me down in the chair, the Dr who did the dirty deed looked like Lenny Henry 
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I didnāt know that the NHS had that many Drās 
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The next times it was Propofol and Morphine, both IV. It still probably hurt like hell, itās just that I canāt remember itš¬.
The thing with tonsills infections is that they seem to go in 7 year cycles , but once theyāre out it all stops, worth all the pain and discomfort of the op.
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Trigger warning.. Food
Bananas. Bananas can FRO! I donāt know how many times in my life I buy bananas thinking maybe Iāll like them. Then I never do and they end up going bad. Banana is not fruit! Bananas are almost like something God was in the middle of creating and then messed up during the process or didnāt completely finish but they were still created. Apples, tangelos, kiwi, strawberries, and even avocado.. this is fruit. Bananas are not. I give up on banana!!! Bananas are only good if youāre playing Mario kart and you want the other person to crash Or you want to waste money and have rotting fruit in your kitchen
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I had em too! Little nooks & folds with small pockets. My bitter & cheap ass mom for my 11th birthday got me a tonsillectomy. Yeah, the day before my bday! Guess she was tired of me having strepā¦
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@bluekoolaid_88 Maybe you donāt like bananas alone, but have you put them in anything? Theyāre what makes a smoothie smooth. But my favorite way to use overripe bananas is to mash/blend one with one egg (1tbsp flour optional) and fry like pancakes 
Might change your mind 
@Smitty97 I used to get strep every year, until I cured it myself in 5th grade. I hated getting tested for it bc it made me gag, so when I knew I had it again, I didnāt tell my mom my throat hurt. I was pretty darn sick, but I never got it again. Thatās why I avoid antibiotics at all cost now.
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When I first read your post I briefly thought maybe I overreacted about the bananas but then I quickly realize that no Iām sticking to my guns lol. I always try to go back to buying them and the same thing happens I donāt eat them. Or if I do eat them I am forcing myself to eat them and I donāt really like them. Recently I was bringing them to Work along with a bunch of other snacks in between my shift meal and when I would be going home everything was gone except the banana. But truthfully Iāve never tried them with anything else or made pancakes with them so maybe Iāll give that a shot in the very far future. I was thinking about it and itās the same thing with banana candy. That upsets me when they wasted a yellow candy on banana when it should be lemon. It was kind of a joke when I posted the bananas can FRO But now I actually believe it and Iām glad I wrote about it
Ps: Itās too bad because bananas are like $.25
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Was it you I talked with about loving citrus candy flavors?! 
While I do love lemon, Iām never mad when yellow is banana 
It doesnāt even taste like regular bananas bc the flavor is on based on an extinct species. But you know what can FRO? When green is green apple instead of lime. Who tf wants that?! 
Also, bananas were on my grocery list, but they were too green today. However, I noticed the sign said āNow $.50!!!ā marked down from $.55. I didnāt even realize they went up bc theyāve been $.29 for years! Inflation can FRO too! 
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