Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

People who laugh at other people for not knowing how to do something. I know it probably comes from their own insecurities but FRO with that rudeness. Boils my blood.

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My dog’s burps give any fart a run for the money lol I feel your pain :face_vomiting:

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The fact my bedroom smells like weed and stale cigarettes right now :face_with_steam_from_nose: It means there’s someone in the laundry room beneath me. Odd time to be doing laundry :face_with_raised_eyebrow: I still don’t know wtf they’re always doing down there but they can FRO with this hotboxing my bedroom while I sleep shit!!! :face_with_symbols_on_mouth:

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Ye, wierd things happen sometimes! :roll_eyes::wink::blush::blush::joy:, helps us stay vigilant I guess (?) :heart_hands:t3::right_facing_fist:t2::left_facing_fist:t2:

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Customers Walking right past the rest of my coworkers to ask me questions while I’m in the middle of cutting house keys and car keys can FRO! First off it’s a loud machine and I have to pay attention to what I’m doing second off why are you talking to me while I’m in the middle of doing this! 3rd It’s not even about keys which might be understandable but it’s ridiculous questions about where stuff is in the store or how to fix their sink or whatever..And the crazy thing is they can’t understand how this is ridiculous! I have even tried to be polite and say I’ll be with you in just a second then they storm off or get a attitude!! FRO!! Take your ass to lowes or Home Depot


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Happens to me a lot when I’m offloading my truck. Someone will stand there and try to hand me bags of donation stuff to throw on the truck. Ah, no…..that’s what all the donation bins all around you are for. There are signs everywhere saying what goes where….yet they still need to ask instead of simply READ.

Customers that ignore cones and walk/drive right through them.

Customers who walk closely by my liftgate while I’m operating it….and often with exposed toes (flip flops).

The joys of retail. :enraged_face:

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I see you understand lol

Luckily we are a mom-and-pop hardware store so we actually get away with a lot of stuff we probably shouldn’t and it could definitely be a TV show.. Very grateful it’s not a corporate type place.. Plus we all have walkie-talkies with the ear piece so sometimes if there’s an annoying customer or they’re being ridiculous we will literally talk about them between each other for like the whole time they’re there.. I’m definitely improving every day but it’s not like I have a halo hanging over my head

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  • The fact that we’re back into the time of year of dark mornings
  • All the rain , fog and grey weather these past few days
  • The fact that recently my new internal alarm clock is 2:30am becasue apparently 4:30am wasn’t early enough already for my messed up sleeping patterns
  • My job and all it’s bullshit stress it causing me right now
  • all of it making me feel old , tired , miserable and done with absolutely everything tonight

Absolutely all of this can FRO right now.

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By the middle of November I will be counting down the days to the winter solstice!

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Nail polish :angry:

I gave myself a pedicure at 5pm yesterday. One coat of polish. Then kept them uncovered for the rest of the night. I put sneakers on at 11am today, and my socks were stuck to my toenails at 5pm! :face_with_symbols_on_mouth: STILL NOT DRY AFTER 18 HOURS?!!! How?! :tired_face:

Also, gum :face_with_monocle:

It felt like my teeth were tighter when I flossed. Like, couldn’t even get floss between some without it breaking. But not everyday :thinking: For weeks I didn’t know why this was only happening sometimes, until I noticed gum on my floss one day. I’ve chewed the same kind for 25 years! Why is this happening now?! It feels like some kinda dental conspiracy to create more cavities :fearful: (Yeah, that’s probably looking too far into it :face_with_peeking_eye:)

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I’m going to have to put ā€˜Passivity’ in the bin to fuck off today.

Too passive to stick up for what’s right? Get in the bin.
Too passive to stick up for your people? Get in the bin.
Too passive to fight your corner when it’s absolutely needed? Get in the bin.

Honestly, I could throttle some people :face_with_steam_from_nose::face_with_symbols_on_mouth:
Have a fucking backbone.

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Cutting my toenails can FRO!! Why does it feel like every time I cut my toenails it’s like the first time I cut my toenails.. I’m 36 and I’ve been doing this for I don’t know how long ..since my mom stopped doing it for me when I was five or who knows what age but every time it feels like it’s the first time I ever cut my toenails and I can’t figure out a system or safe way to do this.. Or not feel really weird And like I’m doing brain surgery or trigonometry. It’s probably the only stressful situation in my life currently

Fingernails= No problem
Toenails= FRO

Ps: Sorry if this is a gross topic but I thought about this a couple times and didn’t know if I should post

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FRO weather !! Looks like I’m taking the bus a bunch today!!

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My wife’s migraines…..which seem to be more frequent of late. Poor thing waking up having to run to the bathroom to vomit and applying ice packs.

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Wait till you hit your 50’s and your toenails get thick and tusk-like. I had to special order nail clippers with jaws that open up extra wide. The standard ones you buy at the drug store just don’t cut it….no pun intended.

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Lol I’m 36 and I’m noticing all kinds of things.. Making grunting noises when I get up now, got gray hair, bones cracking, If I eat McDonald’s I have to deal with the consequences for like three or four days like indigestion .. all kinds of weird things but overall I’m grateful and lucky to be here

Edit: The other day I had to literally get like a rocking type momentum to get off the chair like two or three tries and then finally up lol @WilliamBloke
Like what is happening to me!

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@bluekoolaid_88 @WilliamBloke
You guys crack me up :joy:
Chimming in on the pedicure past a certain age problems, the ouch and uuuuhhhs, the fast food digesting consequences :see_no_evil_monkey:
and of course rocking me out of a chair, it started around 40 here :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

@Just_Laura This is the moment I throw away nail polish, i ruined a pair of shoes with this crap once. not dry in 10 minutes? right into the trash can :smiling_face_with_horns:
I guess that is where your socks went too. FRO

I want my body to FRO today. My hips are hurting, left more than right, my back is hurting, my left arm and shoulder are hurting, my feet … well, I think they just gave up. Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh :exploding_head::exploding_head::exploding_head::exploding_head::exploding_head:
Just because I wore high heels for about 1 hour? Slept in a bed that’s not mine? Drove 3 hours? Was on my feet most of the day?
Fuck it, I did my excercises, had a long morning walk, did stretching. WHAT ELSE DOES THIS FUCKING BODY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUNCTION??? Without mimimi here, hurtihurti there. FRO :smiling_face_with_horns::smiling_face_with_horns::smiling_face_with_horns:

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I knew somebody was going to understand what I was talking about like it was crazy the other day I tried to get up off the couch but I literally had to like get some momentum and rock a couple times then I got up and I was like where did that come from! Like I’ve seen my dad do that lol

I think getting cold really easily is another one but maybe not

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My dad constantly pestering me or pushing me to get a vehicle can FRO!! It’s frustrating that he doesn’t ever listen to me but yet says I am the one that’s not listening. I grew up with projecting, gaslighting and manipulating. So I’m constantly listening. Because he has to have a car and probably deep down doesn’t like the responsibility or payments he thinks that I should have a vehicle.. I’ve told him countless times that I enjoy riding my bike and everything I do is in a 3 mile radius. I’ve also tried to explain to him that I feel uncomfortable driving and I’ve never been comfortable with being inside of that crazy machine called a car. I even said that I don’t expect him to understand but that’s just me being honest and you have to respect what I’m saying or my beliefs. Then he says toxic things like I thought it would make you feel better..When did I say I’m not feeling good? Also he says I would have less stress.. I think that’s hilarious because it’s the other way around a vehicle would cause more stress because of insurance, payments, upkeep and for what if I already can get anywhere I want to get to with my bike or the occasional Uber if I have to go somewhere really far. I hate that the people closest to me don’t respect my beliefs or they’re constantly pushing their own narrative or lifestyle onto me. I’ve never been the kind of person that just says random things or just says things just to say things. If I say that I don’t want a vehicle that means that I don’t want a vehicle. My dad will let it go for about a month or two but then they’ll be a week or two period Where he’s constantly sending me photos of Cars.. And tonight is one of those nights where he sending me a vehicle and telling me all about it and how it’s going to make my life so much better and make me feel better when the truth is he’s the one that feels miserable. I’m just glad that I’m actually speaking up for myself and sticking to what I really believe and feel because in the past I might say well I’ll think about it or blah blah whatever but now I’m just going to be honest and can’t Let the toxic bullshit get to me.

In all reality though this is a lot more than about cars even though that’s currently what I’m talking about there’s a lot more going on under the surface and really this boils down to 30 years of very toxic behavior from my family That I’m supposed to forget about and then come to find out After all these years of being the black sheep.. I am actually the stable, level, and happy person With good energy in the family. I’m actually The positive one that can find the best in any situation but because of my drug and alcohol addiction I was not allowed to have opinions or feelings or speak my mind. Nothing I said really mattered Or held any weight because I was the addict alcoholic F up. and they had something they could hold over me but now nobody can hold that over me. I’m probably not making any sense but honestly That’s OK…

My point is that it’s a lot more to do with than cars but tonight I really don’t feel like having to explain myself for the thousandth time about why I don’t want a vehicle and stop sending me photos of vehicles and telling me how my life is going to be better

FRO

PS: after doing therapy the last two years I’ve learned that my dad and mom don’t realize half the things they’re doing or their behaviors because of the way they were raised. I’ve come to terms with my family but now I must set very strict boundaries and not let my words get twisted or my emotions get flustered. I have to protect my mental well being. I know a lot of these behaviors are out of their control but that does not mean I’m a doormat. I’m still allowed to call them on their shit. I have forgiven them For the things they have done to me over the years emotionally and the weird mind games. But now its about continuing to protect my sanity. But for sure I can see the other side. I can see where it all comes from …

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@bluekoolaid_88 Like William mentioned, it could be your clippers. The right pair should trim with ease. I find German steel is best.

This just started happening to my right baby toe :unamused_face: I’M 39! Is it gonna happen to all of them?! :fearful:

I have never owned nail polish that dries in 10 minutes. I even bought one of those lights for gel polish, but returned it bc it didn’t save any time and was more of a hassle. Is that really a thing?! And yeah, I can’t wear heels anymore. I used to everyday, but after I sprained my foot (drunk in ā€˜20) and took a break from them for a while, the break never ended :face_with_diagonal_mouth: I have so many cute pairs too, just sitting in their boxes :sob:

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