Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 3)

These young whippersnappers! (rolling my eyes…)

:roll_eyes:

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This wind advisory can FRO! 45MPH!
I keep going outside to try and deal with it and then just end up coming back in my room. I only like being in my room once Ive done a bunch of things outside.. I feel like a caged animal. Maybe I will just sit on my porch..

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Storm. This fucking storm will stay far into the next week. I’m so fed up with it, it’s impossible to work outside. weather in general can FRO. and spring, ticks, storm-nervous dogs and feeling exhausted. Go fuck the fuck right off :angry_face_with_horns:

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The only good thing to come out of the storm in Florida is that tomorrow I’m sure a bunch of neighbors will be asking me for help with labor and landscaping work.. I just drove back into my neighborhood and there is debris everywhere and tree parts lol.. but I understand in your case it’s stupid because you have work to get done and falling behind sucks.

I have to accept that today is a inside day..

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People calling me names can FRO. I do NOT ever do that, even angry.

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A Grown ass man throwing a legit temper tantrum about his croissant not being warm enough. I’m pretty sure he is suffering from little dick syndrome by the way he screamed at the young female staff member. Clearly his mother forgot to teach him manners. A simple “ can you please heat this for me” would have been sufficient to get what he wanted :roll_eyes::roll_eyes:

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When I was working at ace hardware a while back a similar thing happened and this customer was crazy with the young female cashier and then before he left he ate this snickers bar and then apologized.. it was strange and what’s funny is that in America there is this snickers add / commercial where people freak out and then they eat the snickers and they are fine or better lol.. the slogan was “your not you when your hungry”.. but then again after re reading what you posted I’m thinking this guy doesn’t fall into the hunger Category just a asshole

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We had the same commercials here. As I read your story it actually came to mind before you even mentioned it lol. This guy was like some kind of deranged goldilocks “ this porridge is too hot and this porridge is too cold” nonsense. I also would never fuck with anyone who makes my food lol. I mean I would never do anything to anyone’s food BUT I certainly wouldn’t go out and mistreat people who are making my food. You never know what kind of payback people may be willing to give you for your jackassery.

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There is a special place in hell for people who abuse people who are helping them. I’m a calm rational person but I might throw hands if I saw that.
The customer is often wrong.

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All these A.I. - generated videos all over YouTube. They are God awful! Misspelled or mispronounced words/names, weird phrasing and voice inflections. It has to stop.

:robot:

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Men taking place for 2 people because of their gigantic shoulders and are obviously not bothered retracting their elbows when some female is sitting next them. Fuck them. And others as well setting of fire all over the world. But it starts with this. :face_with_symbols_on_mouth::face_vomiting::skull:

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Insomnia. WTF do I do during night despite sleeping? I need to set an alarm clock to take my sleeping meds daily again. I fucking hate the female biology. Not a single day without bullshit from your first periode to death :yawning_face::roll_eyes::grimacing::angry_face_with_horns:

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For those who live in Southern California……

  1. Another heatwave again .
  2. Santa Ana winds blowing dust everywhere.
  3. Brushfires.
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Even worse if they’re sitting next to you in the car.

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With the price of diesel sky rocketing when cost effective ive been finding routes to bypass the tolls on the motorways to save a few a quid, today I took a wrong turn and ended up having to go through the tolls twice and I was late for work!!!

I feel defeated!!! :face_with_steam_from_nose:

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Having to put your own personal safety in the hands of negligent, inept dopes who are operating dangerous machinery.

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Hey, I thought we said no politics. Lol.

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Work mistakes (made by me)

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House centipedes. Anything with that many legs has to be pure evil. Also probably the only bug that will make me jump and scream like a little girl.
** side note**
Must speak with the cat about earning his keep around here.

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The one way street friends, always wanting or needing something but never contact or try to engage otherwise.

As soon as im living peacefully something always comes up. I watched this dude in active addiction the whole time, supported him any time he needed. To blinded by the pipe.

Bro wants a bail address ummm….how bout no, I dont want cops looking for someone not there. Let alone at my house for something that doesn’t concern me.

Love the bro to pieces but not this time around.

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