Funny and true sayings in AA meetings

PLEASE POST A FUNNY SAYING OR STORY. AFTER ALL…WE ARE NOT A GLUM LOT.

I heard the most hilarious thing this morning at a meeting. A guy was talking about his alcoholic mind and distorted thinking. He said:

" My brain is trying to kill me but it needs me for transportation! "

" My feelings toward organized religion is that churches provide a convenient place for alcoholics to hold meetings."

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“We clap and pat you on the back when you get off parole or pay your child support. We are not a glum lot”

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