Got any crazy tongue twisters share here!

Hey guys so i was thinking about things to have a good laugh i thought tounge twisters is a good way to pass time here are mine not origionals …

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
***If a woodchuck could chuck wood

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? :sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile: say it as fast as you can have an amazing day guys !

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That’s all I know lol

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A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Theophilus Thistler the thistle sifter, in sifting a sieveful of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

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I never heard that answer before. This is the one I know.
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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The sixth sick sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick.

Betty bought a bit of butter but the butter it was bitter so she bought a bit of better butter to make the bit of bitter butter better.

I got through the last one OK until a friend from India challenged me to try to say it while impersonating his accent - impossible!

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Sally sells seashells down by the seashore.

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…The seashells she sells are seashells I’m sure

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I’m not a pheasant plucker I’m a pheasant plucker’s son. I like plucking pheasants ‘cos it’s pheasant plucking fun.

Now, the version above is how I’ve learnt it. Below is another longer version.

I’m not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate,

And I’m only plucking pheasants’ cause the pheasant plucker’s late.

I’m not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s son,

And I’m only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

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Michael Michael motor cycle turn the key and watch him pee. Idk not a tongue twister, just something ppl always use to say when I was little lol

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OMG I’m dying over here :scream: :rofl::rofl::rofl: So phunny!!!

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:joy::joy::joy: it’s plucking phunny!

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Red lorry, yellow lorry

Red leather, yellow leather

Thirty five thirsty thieves sunbathing with Thelma and Louise

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