Signs you may drink too much coffee:
You answer the door before people knock.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people’s fingernails.
Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”
You don’t sweat, you percolate.
You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
When someone says. “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.”
You help your dog chase its tail.
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Happy you love coffee. I sell coffee to businesses. I am in the coffee business.
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TMAC
January 30, 2020, 5:46pm
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Whenever my GF and I go on a trip, I bring my own coffee with me…I need it first thing, I can’t be waiting around to go get it from somewhere.
My usual method of consumption in these circumstances, if no coffee maker is available, is to mix the grounds directly into the water, shake, and knock it back – grounds and all. It does the job but she thinks I’m gross
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Dude!! Go get an aeropress!! They’re great!
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A little pinch between the cheek and gums as a boost.
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Maybe invest in a pour over? I frequently travel with one (plus filters and my own coffee). Melitta makes a solid one.
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Mich80
January 30, 2020, 11:05pm
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About to make myself a cup now!
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Dude…just chew the beans, and take a slug of water.
Seriously though, I have a backpacking pour-over. It fits right on top of the mug, and has a fine mesh screen permanent filter. Works great.
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My favorite coffee mug. Got it at my town’s annual Viking festival.
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jakee01
January 31, 2020, 8:12pm
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I try keep it to two coffees a day 2 cups of tea and two herbal teas a day. One diet coke. I like a diet coke with my dinner.
TMAC
January 31, 2020, 8:33pm
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I just did it twice…at home. I have a coffee maker, just didn’t want to wait for it and this conference calling is killing me. My coffee pitcher from this morning is long empty.
2 scoops of Bustello, pint of water. Stir with a fork, and down the hatch before it settles into goop. It was actually quite smooth!
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JCobb
February 1, 2020, 12:01am
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Haha! I’m actually about to walk to the coffee shop for an Iced vanilla latte lol
I have been using a French press lately.
