Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion.
I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a shortcut.
I just wonder how many hours spent to get final video. It is a great way to focus on something else, fully focus . Unbelievable
LOL - right … that was funny
Squirrel’s are so interesting - i have a new found appreciation after seeing the maze video -5. squirrel maze video
That’s Gouda to know!
Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
For drizzle!
Good to see you back on the threads…missed ya.
Why won’t it hurt if you hit your friend with a 2-liter of soda?
Because it’s a soft drink!
Totally understand that. Good to see ya 
I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf.
–He refused, saying that the steaks were too high.
What do your pimples do while you’re sleeping?
Nothing, really. They just zit there.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all this Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “whats the word on the street?”
I asked my grandpa, "after 65 years of marriage you still call grandma darling, beautiful and honey, what’s your secret?
Grandpa: “I forgot her name 5 years ago and i’m scared to ask her”
What happened to the wine waiter that didn’t shower?
He got sommelier and sommelier
