Why did the duck get thrown out of the baseball game?
Fowl play!
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Why is working the fry station at McDonald’s like studying Plato or Aristotle?
You really learn to appreciate ancient grease.
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Big Frank was having his hair styled at the hairdresser’s
when a lorry smashed into a car, outside. Draped in a cape, his hair divided with aluminium clips, Frank, an ex-paratrooper corporal raced out to the
car and found the driver unhurt.
The lorry driver, however, was slumped over the wheel, unconscious. Big Frank lost no time in applying his army acquired CPR techniques, including mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation. The lorry driver recovered consciousness several times, but kept passing out again.
Soon the ambulance arrived with the paramedics and took over, and Frank returned to his barber’s
seat. ‘I
just don’t
understand why he kept passing out,’ he said to the hairdresser. ‘I did everything they taught me.’
'Well, put yourself in the lorry driver’s
place, 'said the hairdresser. ‘He’s driving down the street without a care in the world. The next thing he knows, he’s
waking up to see some big guy in a green cape with a head full of wires pounding on his chest and kissing him. You’d pass out too’
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Did you hear the one about the Pepsi delivery driver who got fired because he tested positive for Coke?
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Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge?
It’s going to be called Fed UP.
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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
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Keepin’ it cheesy…
What kind of cheese is the most introverted?
Prov-alone.
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that blew up?
There was nothing left but da BRIE!
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And
- Why did the taxi driver get fired? Passengers didn’t like it when she went the extra mile.
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Many bald men still own a comb – they just can’t part with it.
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Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion.
I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a shortcut.
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I just wonder how many hours spent to get final video. It is a great way to focus on something else, fully focus . Unbelievable
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LOL - right … that was funny
Squirrel’s are so interesting - i have a new found appreciation after seeing the maze video -5. squirrel maze video
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That’s Gouda to know!
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Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
For drizzle!
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