That’s awesome, I knew I wasn’t alone. I like you 
Oh I love Disney and pink and glitter 
The police station called me for an interview
Funny I dont remember applying there
OMG! 
you go girl
I need cheering up we’ve just been put into full lockdown…
Lauralivingsober that reminds me of a joke. What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. 
A guy asked a girl in the library.
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice.
“I don’t want to spend the night with you.”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him.
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy responded with a loud voice.
“$200 just for one night? That’s too much”
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the boy whispered in her ears.
I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.”
A boy goes to confession.
“Bless me father. I have been with a loose girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Nina Capelli?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
“Four months vacation and five good leads!”
I’m a recovering Catholic! My 85 year old mother sent me that. She is a hoot.
My Dad is 80… He loved it too.
Crack me up.
That’s the point of the thread…we need a few laughs, eh?? Glad Dad liked it. 
Nooooooooo!!!
I will not post any of my jokes here. They in fact should not be stated publicly…
Lord help us 