What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky
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What’s it called when a cow spies on you?
A steak out.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a smurf?
Blue cheese
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Can’t believe I participating in this
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I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
that’s a good one
I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places… She told me to stop going to those places.
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…and I’m wearing Farmer John underwear!
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Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
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When I was a kid, my hero was Jimmy Dean. Boy, could THAT guy make sausage!!
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What do you call somebody who is smart compared to horses?
A stable genius
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I pulled s mudcle digging for gold the other day.
It was a miner injury
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What were Julius Ceasar’s final words when he got stabbed to death?
He said: “UUugghh!!!”
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Why did the blonde guy stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said “Concentrate”.
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer (football)?
She kept running away from the ball.
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