I am going to call my friends after shops.
You could be Next
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@Alisa @JazzyS
So the pig was going to be butchered for Christmas - it would be offered as ham. But, since the piggy was cunning, it found a way to get out of getting killed. Therefore it is a “cunning ham”
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Nice one. 
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. Aahh…i get it now- thanks for the break down
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Ma’am how’d you find your steak tonite? Easy, it was right next to the potato! 
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Scene from a restaurant…
Woman: “Waiter, there’s a hair in my soup!”
Waiter: “Don’t talk too loudly, everybody else will want one!”
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What was the car doing in the dressing room?
Changing attire.
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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
It lifts their spirits.
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What did the floor say to the desk?
I can see your drawers!
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What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
Quatro SINK-O!
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How much room does fungi need to grow?
As mushroom 
as possible.
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?
It gets TOAD away.
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality
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What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
“Do these genes make my butt look too big?”
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I’m addicted to having money in the bank.
I really do suffer from withdrawals.
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.
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I tried using a colander to view the solar eclipse yesterday.
I think I’ve strained my eyes.
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nice one!
What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?
A pie-thon!
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