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Officer clocks a speeder, pulls him over. “License and registration please, sir.” The driver obliges. “Do you know how fast you are going back there, Mr. Heisenberg?”
He replies, “No, but I know where I was.”
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Fun story about the squirrel picture my freshman math teacher in high school thought his foot was caught and showed the picture to a class of about 20 14 year olds and about half boys lol. It was a good time 
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muahahaha
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