The skeletor one…I’ve been a server before and my feelings have never been captured so perfectly.
OMG. This was me too. If someone mentioned a beer or drinking, I was on the fast track to blackout! Or if my wife suggested we have “a glass of wine with dinner”, by brain translated that to, “let’s have a glass of wine (or three) with dinner then you can suck down vodka for the rest of the night till you pass out.” Terrible.
Oh FFS. I’m rattled by how relatable that one is. 
Best professor I ever had once docked me 2 points when this happened. He spotted I had both multiplied and divided by factors of 2 wrongly in different places. On like a 5 page long physics problem.
Dude wasn’t screwing around!
He shoulda gave it to you! 5 pages and luck counts!