Hahahahaha totally my mom
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Rrrrraaaaahhhhhnnnn ssssssstttttaaaapppp 
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Lolololol 
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Hahaha to be in the car hearing that would be priceless.
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Speaking of when me and my bff were 16/17 her mom got 3 duis and told the officers to put the breathalyzer in my bffs car cause it was in her mom’s name that was fun!
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That sounds fun!!!
Also, pretty fuckin slick lol
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Slowly? SLOWLY?
But yeah, I do what they pay me to do lol, get folks a to b safely, while playing cards.
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I don’t mind being poked fun at under the right circumstances. If you see dark circles under my eyes or you hear my stomach growling might be best to wait 
Is this exercising good judgement? I believe so.
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Ive had many dates end the first night over this before…
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Hahahahaha those things must be made from spidersilk to hold under that kind of pressure…
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